Funny Pirate Saying Novels & Stories

He quickly shouted at the crowd, "They are pirates! Don't resist! Give them the money or whatever they want or your life will be in danger!" The captain's words stunned the crowd. "What? We ran into pirates?" "My gosh! What year are we in? Pirates still exist?" "We're dead! They say pirates are the most brutal! Had I known earlier, I wouldn't have attended this gathering!" "We're toast! Are we going to be thrown into the sea by the pirates to feed the fish? I don't want to die!"

His voice was low and gravelly as he spoke. “Well, well. If it isn’t the famous Sancia. Come to reclaim what we borrowed, have you?” “Borrowed?” I shot back, keeping my voice steady despite the fear gnawing at me. “You mean the goods you stole from my ship.” He laughed, a sound that echoed off the cliffs. The rest of his crew joined in, a chorus of mocking laughter that made my blood boil. “Stole? That’s a harsh word,” he said, feigning innocence. “We’re just redistributing wealth. Surely a merchant like you can understand the concept of trade.”

"I don't know any prince." "Gag him," Zan said to a guard. A soldier wrapped a cloth around the obnoxious man's mouth. Ignoring them, Gandr was pacing. "I smelled the same scent on Lord Picaroon." "I am not familiar with the name." Zan knitted his brow. "Nor was I. And Picaroon is another name for pirate. One pirate on his own is suspicious enough." Gandr pointed to the group of actors. "A whole gang of them is a problem."

They were speaking English as much as possible so that these individuals wouldn't understand them. "Don't you dare, Savvy baby, we won't have children that way," the man said fiercely to the woman. They are making light of the situation because the pirates may feed them on the sea baits in the following day or two. "Who told you that I want to have a baby with you?" Savannah asked, her eyebrows rising. The man smirked and whispered to her again. "I do, baby, and it's obvious that you do as well." "Don't worry, you and I both like it," he remarked.

One of the pirates said and the others grunted in agreement. "I bet you she feels better than the whores we had at Tampe Bay," Another said. "I don't know about that. I mean those women were exotic," Another replied and went to sit by the side of the ship with a cup full of ale. "I mean, their breast looked like watermelons and tasted sweet too..." He said again but before he could finish what he was saying, he fell backwards and screamed as he hit the water. The others laughed out loud thinking that their colleague had tripped over the ship because he was disoriented from being so drunk.

Maybe another language? “It’s a symbol we found on some shipwrecked pirate gold,” he said. I laughed right out loud. “A pirate ship with gold? Have you been reading children’s stories you silly male,” I said, shaking my head.

Wendy yelped in fright and dropped into a defensive crouch too. When Suzanne raised her eyes to scan the surroundings, she caught a glimpse of a few armed pirates walking in from the entrance. They wore masks that resembled the faces of animals, and they held rifles of the latest models. Their presence was overbearing. "If you want to live, you'd better be good by crouching and putting your hands on your heads," said one of the pirates. He spoke in Dorzanian, so most of the people on the ship couldn't understand him. One of the women in the crowd stood up hastily. With a trembling voice, she said, "Sorry, I—"

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a deathly silence on the deck. The next moment, everyone burst into laughter. Andre's subordinate pointed at me as he laughed his head off. "Only a country bumpkin like you would bluff like that. Perhaps you've become confused after becoming a sugar baby!" Francesca frowned and said viciously, "The head of Pirate Group will be here soon. Don't get us killed with your nonsense. Be careful, or you might just be thrown into the sea to feed the fish!"

His legs would go weak at the sight of me even to this day. I let out a scoff. But when I thought of the bet I made with only ten minutes remaining, I took a deep breath. Fine. I would keep this up. I could not let those eighteen troublemakers return to a life of crime and piracy. I gritted my teeth and forced a smile as I looked at Tiger. "Tig... Ah, I mean, Captain Levin, is it? Feeding sharks is boring. Why don't we play something else?" Tiger's interest was sparked immediately. "Oh? A cleaner like you thinks you can come up with something new?"

Louise lough manically, he then grasped his own face and rubbed them before he glare at them. "I ain't ant you can command mate, beside theirs no rules that states of your property into her so basically we can steal which every catch we want, " he start mimicking the pirates way of speech and he lough proudly with himself beside pirates are all over prideful, so it won't be a problem. "You! We ain't letting you have our fish, we---"