Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

"I'm going back to school, you expect me to look like a dummy?" "At least you know you dressed like a dummy, but what's with these clothes why dress like a guy" "It's called tomboy granny" "I'm not your granny" "I know you are not you are worse at least my granny knows what is in vogue" "Who are you calling old schooled?" "I'm glad you know you are old schooled" "You think you are such a smart ass? Let's see how well you drag down all your luggages yourself" "You are leaving?"

Youssef turned to Aser, who was sitting next to him, and did not say a word. "What's wrong man, you occupy yourself with drinking only, don't you see girls in front of you, I don't know why you are so complicated" Asser gave him a mocking sideways look and said, "It's not complicated, but I don't like cheap girls like you." He ended his last speech with a provocation, so that Youssef laughed at his speech and said: “You do not know how to live your life happily. Aser smiles a sarcastic smile and says to him:

he asks. Either this dude is just as fucking blind as I am, or he is equally dumb as a rock. My tongue nearly bleeds as I bite down, trying like hell to not give a smart ass answer. Which is a tough feat when there are so many smart ass things I can say. “Hard to say from here, Gamma.” I offer, proud of my answer. Honest with a little smart ass. One of my better moments, if I say so myself. “Then come closer.” He retorts and I frown.

I asked her crudely, as I smiled at her with signifying evil intent. She opened her mouth to say something but then closed it again as no words came out, “Smartass,” she finally managed to say, completely out of breath.

“You do realize that is exactly what I am, right? Like literally a teenager.” “Shut up, smart ass. Go run and show us all how wonderful you are at it.” “Now who’s the smartass?”

"I am so glad I have the two of you as friends; I mean, really what I would have even done without you." "Sarcasm does not suit your face." is the only comeback that Mason has got. "And what has happened to brotherly love?" Brody and his dumb ass come closer to hug me. "Stop grinding my ass, I am ignoring her, and that's it." It most probably is the dumbest advice in the world, but it is not like my dumb ass knows what to do anyway. The possibility that this is blowing up in my face is closer to me than my next shave. What's the worst that can go wrong? I lose my reputation, which oh, I have already done.

He ays quickly before walking away quickly. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”

What was making the asshole smile? Did I say anything funny? Was I trying to be funny to him? Does he think he’s a joke? “Are you going to continue acting you don’t know what I’m talking about and I’m going to continue hitting you till you speak up. Say it you wretched coward!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

"The family whore. A cheap fuck." "Do you know what he calls you when he's with his friends? 'The little bitch who's great in bed'." "You really thought he loved you?" Noa's laughter was dripping with malice. "Trash like you is only good for warming his bed." Noa's voice grew shriller. "And I am the future Donna, the true mistress of the Griffin family." "Now get out of New York, and don't let me see you again." The moment she finished speaking, she raised her hand as if to strike me.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."