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My Invincible Husband Has Returned
He did not expect a broke person like Liam would be there.
Right as the two pirates were ready to move on to the next person, one of the pirates suddenly saw Celena from the corner of his eye. His eyes immediately lit up, and a wicked and lecherous smile appeared on his face.
"Fuck! I didn't think there would be such a pretty chick hiding here," said the pirate, reaching for Celena's hand.
With a lewd smile on his face, he added, "Come and have some fun with me, gorgeous."
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The Pirate Who Stole My Heart
After we shook hands, we both licked our palms to complete the contract.
Blood started dripping from my face down to my clothes.
"Welcome to the Hellbender pirates. Lady?" He asked.
"Vienna," I replied.
"Vienna. Welcome, I'm your captain. Drake Maldice. Welcome aboard." He said and everyone started shouting in glee and lively music started enveloping the whole ship.
"Thank you, Captain," I said and fakery smiled.
This is just the beginning. I will make sure to find my way back home and find my freedom. My greatest dream is to be free. I'll do anything even if it'll change me.
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The Alpha's Slave Mate
The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this?
His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me.
"What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him.
"Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.
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THE WEDDING GOWN
Theo smiled disarmingly, "Don't worry if the authorities pushed, my men can fight to the death."
Gabi paled. "Are you trying to scare me, Senor?
He stood up and offered his hand to her. Hesitantly, she reached for his hand when suddenly the boat rocked. She held on to him, and his arms encircled her to protect her from falling. Gabi, embarrassed, pushed him away. He smiled knowingly at her. Gabi knows that men like him are popular with women. He was handsome in a dangerous way. She was not immune to his charms, and despite being kidnapped by him, it also thrilled her. Gabi only reads about pirates and criminals, but she never really consider becoming a victim to one.
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A Princess's Piracy
“Exiles own the water, ma’am. Whatever your brother or the Captain told you was a lie. They have no idea what they’ll be facing. Exiles have granted us passage from time to time, but this ship is carrying two Royals. I doubt they’ll look the other way now.”
“My brother has sailed these seas for years.”
“He’s a Prince. You’re a Princess. Do you know what a pirate would do to get his hands on you? They’d defy every law in the book to capture a gem like that.”
I felt queasy. “My sister has sailed this very journey. I think we are fine; all due respect.”
He smiled and I realized why they called him Fang. His canines looked like they’d been filed into actually fangs. “Your sister is not you, Prin
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The Luna's Possessive Alpha
"Oh, but I dare you."
"A mistake, piscín."
I push underneath the hem of her dress, creeping upward, a pirate hunting for his treasure chest. One squeeze of her thigh and the scent of her nectary arousal brushes my senses. It recalls the memory of her taste when I'd feasted on her hours before. "Are you sure about that dare, love?" The gravelly whisper I ground out blares my arousal in its very cut.
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The Wrong Woman
He added, "But these aren't that important. What I want is a gram of hydronium. Who has it? Give it to me."
Suzanne was even more shocked to hear the pirate say that he wanted hydronium.
"If you can give it to me, I'll provide you a speedboat to get you out of here safely. If you can't give me what I want, I'll kill a person for every minute I spend here until all of you die."
The longer Suzanne listened to him, the more unsettled she became.
Just then, she heard Oliver mutter, "What's he saying?"
She glanced at him in astonishment. How did he know that she could understand the pirate?
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The Rise of the Frost Dragons (Blue Triangle Series #2)
Lewis’ shout made Tristan look at the Pirate Lord, whose chest flashed a triangular mark.
“I’ve lost my patience … now I’ll end you and those scallywag hunters, drown you in the wild waves under the sea of storms,” the pirate said, his chest and his sword glowing all together. “Hear me and open your doors … and my soul’s quarter becomes yours …”
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TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE LUNA
He kissed me, and I kissed him back, my mouth still half-full.
Silence.
“Say, something, Pirate. I need…”
“Stay away from him,” he blurted out.
“Why?”
“I mean, he’s hot, not going to lie…”
“Focus, Pirate. Yeah, I got that part. And, you know, planning on having some fun,” I added with a wink.
“He looks like trouble,” Pirate said.
I choked on my water, spitting it out. “Him? Trouble?” I wiped my mouth with my sleeve.
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Marina The Siren
She opened her eyes and could see how the pirate looked at her with fascination as she continued petting her.
“You are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen in the ocean,” Charlotte said keeping her eyes on Marina’s. The siren blushed with the commentary, and she also had to admit the pirate girl was one of the prettiest living beings she had ever laid her eyes on. Sure, back at home there were beautiful sirens and stunning merman, but Charlotte had something that made her more beautiful than all of them. This thought made Marina felt confused. Why was she thinking that the human girl petting her was more beautiful than other sirens if she had just met her? Why did she not feel rage o
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Frequently Asked Questions
Arrr, matey! Let me spin ye some salty tales of humor from the high seas. My favorite pirate quip has to be: 'I’m not saying I stole the captain’s rum, but let’s just say the barrel’s got a bad case of evaporation.' It’s the kind of line that’d get a chuckle around a tavern table after a long day of plundering.
Another gem I love: 'Why do pirates struggle with algebra? Because they’re always chasing X, but it’s usually buried treasure!' It’s cheesy, but that’s the charm—pirate humor’s supposed to be as rough around the edges as a barnacle-covered hull. I’ve even seen folks adapt these for D&D campaigns, where a NPC pirate drops them mid-battle to lighten the mood. The sillier the better, I say—after all, what’s a life of crime on the waves without a little laughter?
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