Funny Potter Novels & Stories

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

" she laughs softly, shaking her head. "I insist." She looks at me but all I could do is shrug. "When he puts his mind to something, he never backs down." "God. Both of you are so annoying. One would think you're actually related." "We are." She chuckles as we answer in unison, rolling her eyes. "Fine. Bright. Her name was Bright Potter. She was an orphan which makes it even more difficult to..." Bright... Potter... Bright Potter?! Why? Why does she know that name? William clears his throat awkwardly before speaking up.

The pot-bellied guy said smugly, causing the other two to scream wildly as if it was an inside joke that only they seemed to understand. The tall man excitedly approached me. “Except she's prettier.” “Just when the child is there when we play with his dearest mother, everything is even more fun.”The dwarf licked his lips in disgust. They were all giggling like a pack of hyenas. I clenched both my hands into fists as it shook with anger, I couldn't hear this crap anymore. I mustered up all my remaining courage and strength as I elbowed the man on the right hard in the stomach and dug my heel as hard as I could into the right leg of the man on the left.