Potter Jokes Novels & Stories

Most of them glowed, supplying an eerie ambiance to the room. “The potion storage?” My brows shot up. “Yup.” He stepped closer to one of the shelves and browsed through the contents. “Hmmm. We could make the food grow hair and run around.” I sputtered a laugh. “Can we do that?” “You bet,” he replied. “Or, we could make everyone puke rainbows.” He pulled a face. “Not sure about giving everyone measles.” “Oh?” He glanced at me. “It’s contagious, even when it’s through a potion.”

And they all laughed. Hahaha, very funny, so funny I can't stop laughing :-| . Wow, I've never heard a better joke in my entire life. *insert eye roll*. Lowkey hospital jokes were really lame. And doctors don't fucking know how to joke, most of them have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. "Your child is fine. Ha, you wish, April fool's, your child only has two days to live." What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor?

hollered Shotton " well news flash , you ain't on the top of the list anymore . " " Then you might be living under a rock " murmured Jacob with his signature lazy drawl " but hey if you are feeling jealous then I can introduce you to my father and he might he able to prescribe something but ofcourse that's only if he can see your pencil di*k under microscope " Some more jeers. Some more laughter .

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

We were becoming hopeless. “So we’re going to be stuck here forever.” Cedric groaned. “This is why no one can complete the journey, the Griffons have no sense of humor.” “Or maybe your murder jokes just aren’t as funny as you think they are?” Posy asked. “They were a riot! Your fairy jokes were the awful ones.” “I’m not a fucking fairy I’m a pixie you usless, moraless beast!” “Okay enough!” I groaned. “I’m gonna go on a walk and...I don’t know try to figure something funny out.”

I looked at the serious expression on his face and I burst out laughing. " What was so amusing in what I said? " He asked. " Look who is talking... The pot is calling the kettle black. " I laughed. " I like it when you laugh like this, by throwing your head back. Please, don't do it in front of others. " He said. " Why?? " " Someone might want to do what I want to do right now. And I won't be able to bear it. " He said looking at me weirdly with his eyes absolutely dark.

Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Alpha Darwin, have you heard the tale of the invisible man? Well, it's transparent. You can't see him, but he's always there!" The room erupted once more, in laughter's embrace, As the jokes continued, painting smiles on each face. Diana, with her quick wit, couldn't resist, Sharing her own joke, one not to be missed. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The laughter swelled, filling the room, As jokes continued to dispel any gloom. Alpha Darwin, the master of mirth,