Funny Potter Novels & Stories

This is so fucking annoying. *************** NIGHT HOURS..... FUN FAIR CENTER.... "Oh my goodness," Imogen squealed, laughing very hard. I shook my head as I ate my ice-cream. We are both at the almost filled-up fun fair, walking around and telling jokes. Like the joke from this morning at the stupid perfume mall. "That man is a moron." "Indeed," I agreed. "He actually thought you were recording him." "He was so gullible. I had fun playing with him. I doubt if he will do that again to another girl," I said.

He said excitedly. “If you want it, I’ll sell it to you for 50,000. What do you think?” he asked. This purple clay teapot was just a worthless thing that his family used at home. To be exact, there wasn’t a single thing that was of real value in this stall. The things he put on sale here were only meant to fool idiots who knew nothing. “Sure… 50,000 is fine…” Xyla said. 50,000 was really cheap! When the stall owner realized that a fool was standing before him, he became excited. “50,000? Are you serious?”

The Devourer nearly fell over laughing. “That’s not even the dangerous section.” The creator looked genuinely distressed. “Why are there seven different kinds of spoons?” A nearby employee whispered to me nervously: “Is… is he okay?” I smiled sympathetically. “Not remotely.” The creator heard me. “I created galaxies.” The employee nodded awkwardly. “And now I have to pick cookware.” The guardian placed a supportive hand on the creator’s shoulder. “YOU ARE VERY BRAVE.” The department store erupted into laughter.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

⚯͛ I am jealous of every girl that has ever hugged him because, for that short seconds, she held my entire world. — Unknown ⚯͛ M E Y W A N G | The Asian Potterhead I rushed to the bar where he was working as soon as school was over before I had to meet the girls at Poirot Cafe.

I was having more fun than I had in months…and an entirely different experience than I’d had in years, so I wasn’t complaining at all. First, it was an amazing dinner, just as Aidan had said, and then we started to walk around town. We found ourselves at a movie house where we spent the whole time gossiping, laughing, and pissing off the rest of the spectators before we finally got the subtle cue from everyone to fuck off. We moved on to a pottery workshop where Aidan successfully charmed the female potter to let us shape some clay. It was messy, but with the constant laughing, and getting to see how handsome Aidan looked when he focused like that, it was perfect.

The old man told him to submerge himself in the concoction and he covered the pot. He continued to recite the verses from Ifa corpus while walking around the pot. Suddenly, the pot levitated off the fire and shone brightly as the material of the pot began to change- it changed to gold, bronze, a strange metal that looked clearer than a crystal and 13 other kinds of metals until it settled in its original iron form. By the time the lid of the pot slid open, what came out of the pot was no longer a man but a giant wolf with fiery eyes.

Hogwarts Castle, Somewhere in the Scottish Highlands November 23rd, 1992, 11:45 AM Larry Potter was doing a fine impression of a fish outside the water at the moment. What he just saw was some very amazing stuff, even when magic is taken into account. But then, he only knew this magic world for a little more than a year, so he didn't have much of a base to compare. Larry Potter then looked at his Head of House, and paused. Even if she was not doing a fish outside the water impression, she was looking at Erik with wide eyes.

I was also eager to make a beautiful vase, but it always end up like dog poop. When most of the kids were almost done, I was finished with my little vase. I was proud of it because pot making has never been easy for me but I still do it anyways because it's fun. I noticed that I had wiped some fingerprints of clay on my faded denim overalls and I looked dirty as fuck. Good thing I tied my hair up or else I'd end up like last time when the tips of my hair had clay on it.

Everyone was now serious to know why Pete had to say something,the silence and tension was killing him. "Sir, maybe it's overfeeding,if she's a living thing we will ask her". He replied,trying not to laugh at himself. Val burst out into her loud laughter,I joined her,others too. I covered her mouth with my palm,whispering to her that the boss was looking in our direction.,she should stop laughing. We apologized in a chorus. "Y’all think it’s funny,his idiotic mentality is funny,why will you design a model like a middle schooler and still have the audacity to make a joke out of it,is foolishness your heritage!!!"