Funny Prank Calls Novels & Stories

He gave Sean one of the watering cans and I handed him my phone. “Is this the first call you've had from this number?” Sean asked. “Yeah but another number did call me just before I stepped out. I was going to tell Easton about it later.” “You can still tell the boss,” He handed my phone back to me. “It looks like you're right, it's probably a prank call.” I sighed. “I don't see what people gain from it.” “Humans are weird like that ma’am.” Unfortunately, he was correct.

“What and who are you?” She asked observing that the caller had a private ID. “Is this Callie?” “No! It's not!” Emily almost yelled. “Sorry, wrong number, I’m really sorry, whoever this is. It's a prank call for someone else, sorry once again” replied the caller. “Yeah, how about you silly kids be a bit more careful about the number you dial next time!” Emily rasped with annoyance before ending the call rapidly. And heaving a sigh of relief.

Chirag shudders, no doubt visualizing the disturbing image in his head. "To cut it short, were being pranked". Zoey cut to the chase". "What?" "That's not yet scientifically proven" Josh. "Shut up Josh!" Zoey says, glaring daggers at him. "So how do we stop him?" Chirag asks. Suddenly there's a ping in Josh's pocket. He digs his hand into his pocket and brings out his phone. The screen is blinking and there's a text from an unknown number. He unlocks his phone and checks his message. "You can't stop me, even if you try".

"You're here at last! Mr. Rice Bug has been waiting for some time! Oh, your warehouse is almost empty, let's go make the payment, shall we? You're free now, right?" She was dumbstruck at his joking voice. "Was it you who asked someone to call me?" He did not deny it and nodded. "If I didn't make it vague, would you have gotten here so fast? You pranked me once; this is payback. We're even now, right?" He did everything on a whim. As it was a weekend, he was afraid that she would shirk away, thus he asked the nurse to make the prank call. He just wanted to see her. Just doing anything together would be great!

But knowing that we were not alone in this whe began our trek up the stairs still laughing about some of things we could order for others in the compound to embarrass them. “I still say a blow up sex sheep for Antony will be the top. Just think about it. They have to open all packages at the gate to check them. Then they have to deliver it during the mail call at dinner. Can you see the look on all their faces when they hand over the blow up sex sheep.” I said really getting into the game of pranking some of the guys. It has been so tense here lately. Having a few laughs and jokes may be just what the doctor orders.

“Please, you have to call Dad. Please!” He shook his head. “This kind of prank is unacceptable.” Prank. The word hit me like a slap. “I’m not lying!” I shouted. “I swear I’m not!” But he was already turning away, dismissing me like I was nothing. Like Maya is nothing. My hands shook as I grabbed the phone again and scrolled desperately. Dad’s name. I called. It rang. Once. Twice. “Pick up,” I sobbed. “Please pick up.”

Just as he finished speaking, my phone rang and it was the restricted number that had always been calling me. "He is calling," I announced. "Pick it up and act natural," Kendra whispered. "Hello," I said. Instead of hearing a voice, I heard laughter. "You are so foolish, son. I can't believe you fall for the prank call." He burst into another round of laughter. He was having fun mocking me. "Where are you?" I simply asked. "I'm at the abandoned building, " he replied sarcastically and then laughed. "It's so fun watching you running around like a fool."

“You have my phone." I breathe heavily and mentally chanted to myself that I need to relax because it’s only going to give me pimples. I should not waste much time on people who has absolutely no plans in life but to prank call someone this late. “Hello?” I hear him calling out. I breathe out through my parted lips, "Is this some kind of a prank call because I am literally not buying it." I arch my eyebrow at no one. "As much as I want this to be a prank but it's actually not." He answers, calmly again.

I said grumpily into the phone after picking up. The person on the other end of the call chuckled, I looked at my phone screen to see who it was that called to make jest of me this early on a Saturday morning, the only day in the week that I'm off duty. Oh guess what? UNKNOWN NUMBER was boldly written on the screen as the caller ID. Is this a prank call? Seriously? "Hey are you crazy? did you call to make fun of me?" I'm getting so annoyed right now, what right does this person have to wake me up? I deserve rest and not to be disturbed by a prank caller early on a Saturday morning.

I said, then I heard some noises on the other line. "Hey, if you're just pulling a prank on me, I'm telling you, I don't have time to waste for your goddamn prank." I said, and was about to end the call but I heard another laughter from the other line. "Hey! I don't have time to joke around with you!" I shouted. So, this shit is joking around with me, huh? “I'm not informed that I am a clown now, huh?” I said sarcastically. I was about to speak when he suddenly turned off the call. What — what a fool!