Funny Preschool Teacher Memes Novels & Stories

My coffee is hot as I study the world history syllabus for a fifth time. Professor Oakley's cell phone number is toward the top of the page and so is his email. The temptation to text him by accident has crossed my mind, but I would be no different than the other girls considering flunking to get a tutoring session.

"Mr. Craft, I hope you have a valid reason for interrupting my class." She stated with clear annoyance in her voice. "I... I... I'm sorry Mrs. Vilbar." Phil stuttered as he had no convincing excuses to give his teacher. "Mam maybe Phil is terrified of the math formulas you wrote on the board." Mark announced with a clear grin on his face, the class was filled with muted giggles while some could not help but laugh. "Class quiet!" Mrs. Vilbar chided "Mr. Dredger I suggest you stop with your jokes and focus on your studies, and you Mr. Craft I will be seeing you after class."

I'm so proud on myself I'm glad I really did it haha I can't believe I can really took my teachers attention into other things. I was about to go outside our room but suddenly my teacher just called me. Hey, do you wanna talk more about my great family? My teacher just ask me. Haha yes sir but you know... I need to make an excuse what was happening... Ahmm I guess we could talk about that next time sir my second subject were about to start. I hope he will stop now I need to go. Oh yeah by the way nice meeting you. My teacher likes my sence of humour I think haha.

He smiled and pulled his calculus book out. “I hope you’re good at this crap, because I suck” he said with a crooked smile. I half smiled back at him with a shrug of my shoulders. The tiresome Mr Phillips was our math teacher. He is a middle-aged balding man that always dressed in beige khaki shorts with colourful tartan socks pulled up to his knees. He was boring at most, but with the wit and sarcasm that could floor most of his students. In the middle of class Smith plopped a folded-up piece of paper on my desk, he looked at me with anticipation. His cheeks were red and bursting with his barely held in giggles. I unfolded the note and studied it. A smile crept across my face as I started t

"So .....did you ever imagine our teachers naked ?" What the fuck ??? The hell??? What is she a pervert ? "Ummm.....peach ...i think you should go and get some help ..." "Huh?" "Picturing your teacher naked is disgusting " "Hey ! I never pictured them naked !! Just saying ...i am like if the teacher is hot ..everybody does that .." "Ya ya " i rolled my eyes . Peach is my best friend who shares every class with me ..

the teacher said and removed the chewing gum from her mouth and stucked it to the school gate. Cecilia was shocked to see how dirty the teacher could be. She quickly walked away in order to avoid seeing money rubbish. The teacher walked to Joy's class and called her out. "Good day, Miss Abigail" joy greeted and Abigail smiled. "How are you today?" She asked and Joy wasn't happy about her sudden smile and care. Miss Abigail is one of the most annoying teachers who hates students like shit. She is short tempered and she is so rude and won't go a day with insulting the students.

My fingers passed down, slowly as I pictured him running his rough hands down my clit, and rubbing vigorously. A moan slipped out from my lips. "Derek." My hips convulsed, my body begging, but It wasn't enough. I wanted him. The next day, Derek passed in the hallway with his hands stuffed in his pockets. I bit my lip. Jess caught me staring. “Ohhh, someone’s got a crush,” she said, giggling. “Shut up.” She elbowed me, still grinning. "Tell me about it later." But how could I tell her that I want my teacher badly.

He flops on a seat at the front. "Good morning class" the teacher greeted as he dropped his bag on the desk. Everyone replied as if they were bored. "Today, we are talking about reproduction. Please bring out your iPads and g****e reproduction?" He said nicely. We all brought out our iPads and g****e it. "Could someone explain?" He asked. "Yes Mr Wilson" he said to someone who was raising his hands up. "Yeah, it's actually when you get in bed or anywhere and fûck the hell out of a female and you cûm deep inside her, well she gets pregnant and give birth" he said making everyone to bust into laughter including me.

no , never. Showing a surprised face barbie added, "you know, teacher song and teacher yu will no longer be our teacher, we will get a new teacher today." "New teacher" repeated tofu.....

The little fellow was very happy to be a teacher. It was a pity that she had only gone to kindergarten, so she didn't have much knowledge in her mind. After making some changes about the color, she had nothing else to teach. "What should I teach them?" She patted her little head and thought for a moment. Suddenly, she remembered the correct number and wrong number that her teacher had used. She picked up a pen and drew a big correct number on a piece of paper next to her. "Let me tell you, this is the wrong number. There is no cross. If you make a mistake, you have to make a wrong number!"