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"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

and you wouldn't want to see that funny side! TBC

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

she shot back, giggling as she dabbed her blush hurriedly, cheeks warm in more ways than one. Their laughter filled the room, bouncing off the marble floors and high ceilings, until Jake shook his head, sighing with exaggerated flair. “Anyway, your angles were lethal in today's shoot. And—check your I*******m. You’ve gained at least three thousand new followers since yesterday. Melissa and Tara even commented on the pictures I posted. Melissa said, and I quote, ‘our girl is glowing.’ Tara dropped fire emojis and a crown. Babe, that’s currency in this world.”

Of course. The replies were wild. “Lmaoo not her working the late shift.” “This is why I don’t talk to randoms. Embarrassing.” “That hoodie again?? She really needs help.” Clown emojis. Fire emojis. Someone even dropped a popcorn gif like it was a movie. But there were a few decent comments. “Y’all are weird.” “She literally minds her business. Why are y’all obsessed?” “Imagine stalking someone’s job then making a fake video. Seek help.”

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.