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As we leave, Barnaby adds,“remember, Lucy, even a hot buttered piece of toast can be a glimmer. Or, you know, when I don’t resist the urge to prank-call my ex after a few too many glasses of wine...” Mom laughs—a genuine laugh—and it’s the best glimmer I’ve had all day.

(unamused emoji) Cute Bunny: Hey Bianca (a waving emoji) if you’re so desperate to get laid I can help you with it, I’m just a dm away( an upside down + a winking emoji with tongue stuck out + several laughing emoji) Prince El: Why couldn’t he perform his duties as a man to her? As good-looking as he is, don’t tell me he is one of these impotent pretty boys. That particular comment got a lot of reaction, but I didn’t bother checking for my mental well-being.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

If he wasn’t going to be entertaining, my social media feeds would be. I unlocked the screen and a grin instantly spread across my face. “Ha!” I laughed out loud, the sound sharp and sudden in the room. The guy on top of me actually flinched. “V-Victoria? You okay?” “Shut up and keep going,” I snapped, not even looking back at him. “If you can.” My thumbs flew across the screen, scrolling through the glorious, beautiful chaos. Every platform was on absolute fire. My timeline was a waterfall of videos and memes, all about the epic shitstorm at a place called the ‘Fuzzy Bunny.’

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

(with a crying meme attached) “All the love and money seem to go to the people who already have it.” “If you can’t fit into the circle, don’t force it. Sincerely, my phone.” “In my next life, I’d like this kind of story too.” “The turning point in life is amniotic fluid.” “This is what real cyberbullying looks like!” “Miss, do you need a loyal dog?” “Oh my god, she’s stunning. What a goddess! I need to have a word with the creator.”

“Adele’s living her dream, and he’s out there trying to convince guests that two stars are the new luxury.” “Actually, he wouldn't be crying alone. He has a failed supermodel mistress too. I wonder how they'd be crying right now. Hugging and crying, coddling and crying, kissing and crying, or f*cking and crying?🤔” laughing emojis roared. This particular comment exploded online within minutes. It appeared everywhere, had the most repost, most likes, most memes…evetything. People quote-tweeted it with captions like “Best comment of the century” and “This person needs a raise!” The thread turned into a full-on comedy festival at Ryan’s expense.

Stupid embarassing childhood pics. ************************************ Poor Ken.

Mr Johnson ➡ That's my boy, but don't have too much fun, spare ur time for studies. . Johnson ➡ Ok, pop! . That's my dad, he always says"too much fun with no study makes jack a dull boy"that's his favorite quotes but in his own words! Damn, today was a great day, Fucking 2 busty ladies and 1 giving my Bj! That's the life! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋