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My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.

Jota leaned against the doorway, his gaze fixed on his friends with a fond smile. He had a hint of amusement in his eyes, the kind that comes from watching loved ones enjoy a carefree moment. His own chuckles blended with theirs, and he couldn't help but shake his head at their playful antics. Samuel suddenly burst into a fit of laughter, pointing at a random object as if it held the secret to the universe. "You know what's funny, guys? Penguins! They walk all funny and stuff!"

Lucius blurted that made us all laugh. "Sure you would hide. In Super Mario, you do Daisy Hill in two minutes dead!" Silas blurted. All the boys burst into laughter. "Lucius Jones everyone!" Jasper said in between his laugh while pointing to Lucius. "Enough with the Super Mario, we have another one coming from...." Lucius interrupted. "Please, let it be my tweet. Please. Please. Please." Martha muttered continuously like she was saying a prayer. "@jennifermabel45yo." Lucius continued.

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Never in my life did I believe there would be a day when a quote from a comic would relate so closely to me. But recently, I started feeling that the bad days in my life are far more than the good. I was so tired of fighting to keep my sanity. To fight to stay afloat of the sea of misery that was pulling me to its depths with every passing day. I didn’t think I had more strength to swim. I gave up.

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

tomgirl". The girl who from the look of things knows the other guy laughed mildly, I did understand but I guess the two fellows did not as they went on dragging the seat. "If wishes were fishes, we'd all be throwing nets, if wishes were horses, we'd all ride", the tomgirl guy said again, chuckling. "Douglas" "Huh?", the tomgirl guy asked, turning back. "Douglas...Douglas Horton, the quote you just said", I replied, feeling some sensation in my head--certainly not headache. "Yeah...yeah, I know", the tomgirl guy replied in a not-so-impressed manner as he returned back to his composure. I lost the wobbling sensation as quick as it came. I felt like facepalming myself for speaking up.

I moved through the rest of the list and off-freaking-course, there were more offensive remarks and some of them were written in the middle of the night. “Is she a robot? When is she sleeping?” My best friend asked no one in particular. “She doesn’t have time. She is too busy loving me from a distance,” The famous boy attempted a joke with a small, but breathtaking smile. “Not funny,” Tina shook her head at him and his face dropped. “No?” Thomas tried again, and his irises moved from Tina to Linda, and then landed on me. “Nope,” I pressed my lips in a thin line. “Sorry.”