Funny Quotes About Dating Sites

After dating for seven years, I proposed a hundred and one times to my boyfriend, Jason Brown. However, he always told me that he was not ready, rejecting my proposals. This continued to my 28th birthday. In his suit pocket, I found a ring box. Thinking he was about to propose to me, I was overjoyed. However, to my horror, I saw him going down on one knee to propose to his assistant, Marcella Hopkins. Right before my eyes, he placed the ring I had yearned for so long on her finger. When one of his buddies asked what he planned to do with me, Jason wrapped his arm around his new love and chuckled. "Dude, I don't think I can bring myself to marry a woman who wants to get married that badly. She's so needy. However, if I do get a second wife, I might consider her. After all, she is hopelessly in love with me." He was sure I would wait for him, and he even placed a bet with his friends that I would crash his wedding. However, on his wedding day, I never showed up. Moments before his wedding ceremony was about to start, he suddenly noticed me, fully dressed up in a wedding gown in a separate banquet hall. Seeing me about to marry someone else, he almost went crazy.

Meredith has been heart broken for nearly two years avoiding dating when she suddenly finds herself alone with the CEO's son on an elevator. He offers her a contract that changes her life til death do they part.

I overslept and ran into my slacking boss at the diner. I was totally flustered, stumbling over myself, while he awkwardly tried to play it cool, rooted to the spot. The next day, rumors spread around the office that we were secretly dating…

Abby divorced and her Alpha EX thought she was buried in tears. But actually, she is dating different hot guys every day. Him (interrupting Abby's date, fierce): How dare you! Abby ️: Exm sir? Who are you?

Rapheal Valentino who has no interest in dating but work,work work meets a club dancer who becomes his assistant. Stephanie wither who later develops interest in her boss,tries everything to get his attention.Will she suceed?.

“Just because of the husband’s incapability, he could no longer fulfill his duty.” “Tonight, you'll prove if I am incapable of my husband duty, Sierra Navarro-Delgado,” mahinang usal ng asawa sa kanya. Si Sierra Navarro-Delgado ay nakipaghiwalay sa kanyang asawa at nang araw din iyon, mabilis na kumalat ang balita tungkol sa kanyang pakikipahiwalay sa asawang si Nathan Delgado. Pagkatapos ng kanilang hiwalayan, naging sikat na international designer si Sierra at ngayo’y napapalibutan ng maraming mga gwapong lalaki. Napansin niya rin na ang kanyang dating asawa na bihirang umuwi, ay madalas na magpakita sa kanya. Malamig at malayo ito sa umaga, ngunit malapit at nakabantay naman ito tuwing gabi na ayaw siyang alisin sa pagkakayakap. “Sierra, please love me back.” Bulong ng asawa kay Sierra at hindi tinigilan sa paghalik sa kanya nq halos ayaw na nitong humiwalay sa kanya. Sa kabila ng kanyang muling kasikatan at dami ng mga manliligaw, hindi pa rin mawala sa kanyang isip ang dating asawa dahil sa palagi nitong ginagawa sa kanya sa kabila ng kanilang paghihiwalayan. Ngayon nakikita ni Sierra ang kanyang sarili na nahihirapang alisin ang kanyang nararamdaman sa dating asawa kahit pa man sa masasakit na nakaraan na kanyang naranasan sa kamay nito. Paano pa kaya makakalimot si Sierra kung walang ibang ginawa ang kanyang dating asawa kung hindi ipadama sa kanya ang mga bagay na pinangarap niya lang noon sa piling nito? Will she give Nicholas Delgado a chance to fixed her broken heart?

Okay, this story’s called My Model, and it starts pretty chill. Soo Ah’s just this regular art student, kind of awkward but sweet, and he needs someone to model for his class project. So, out of nowhere, he asks Devin—the quiet, serious guy with black hair, always dressed sharp, who gives off a mafia-ish vibe but still somehow shows up to school every day like it's normal. Soo Ah didn’t expect him to say yes. But Devin just looks at him and goes, “Be your model? Sigh... What a kid. I like you, though.” And boom. Now they’re meeting every other day, Soo Ah sketching with his ears red, and Devin pretending he’s not secretly enjoying the attention. It’s awkward, cute, and honestly? A little flirty. They don’t even realize how close they’re getting until one day, Devin asks, “You seriously want me to keep doing this?” And Soo Ah—nervous, but brave—just says, “Yeah. I like you.” So yeah, it’s a slow-burn, school-life BL. Funny, soft, and a little messy. But it’s about two boys figuring things out through art, teasing, and a whole lot of quiet moments that start to feel like something more.

"Some GoodNovel writers and readers are wondering what it would be like for two writers on the platform to fall in love. This is actually funny, some agreed it was possible, others believed it wasn't possible. But what if it actually happens between the both of us." ****** Olivia is a nerd who gets bullied at school by the captain of the football team, his squads and her classmates. Writing has always been her passion, things changed for her when she got an offer for her books by a writing platform. What happens when she suddenly catches the attention of the most popular writer on the platform's group chat on Face-book? What happens when she is being asked to tutor her bully?

She knew exactly what she signed up for—tuition coverage, top-tier mentorship, and a fake dating clause tucked between academic terms. What she didn’t anticipate was the emotional loophole, falling in love without a clause to protect her heart.

My first instinct was to hide my body, but Raiden held my arms to the side. “No, little mouse. You don’t hide from us."  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When Alpha-heir Raiden sees his best friend staring at the new girl, Atalanta, he notices an instant spark between them. Zev is against the notion of having a mate and refuses to date anyone before he has rejected his mate. Raiden tries everything to get Zev and Atalanta alone, hoping they won't be able to deny their attraction. But the more he tries, the more Raiden realizes he's developing feelings for Atalanta as well. Atalanta has no interest in dating either; she's too busy focusing on her mission. She has been sent by the hunters to find out as much as she can about the location and members of their packs. What happens when the two men give in to their feelings for the same woman? And what will happen to their relationship once they find out who she really is?