Funny Quotes About Dating Sites

Okay, this story’s called My Model, and it starts pretty chill. Soo Ah’s just this regular art student, kind of awkward but sweet, and he needs someone to model for his class project. So, out of nowhere, he asks Devin—the quiet, serious guy with black hair, always dressed sharp, who gives off a mafia-ish vibe but still somehow shows up to school every day like it's normal. Soo Ah didn’t expect him to say yes. But Devin just looks at him and goes, “Be your model? Sigh... What a kid. I like you, though.” And boom. Now they’re meeting every other day, Soo Ah sketching with his ears red, and Devin pretending he’s not secretly enjoying the attention. It’s awkward, cute, and honestly? A little flirty. They don’t even realize how close they’re getting until one day, Devin asks, “You seriously want me to keep doing this?” And Soo Ah—nervous, but brave—just says, “Yeah. I like you.” So yeah, it’s a slow-burn, school-life BL. Funny, soft, and a little messy. But it’s about two boys figuring things out through art, teasing, and a whole lot of quiet moments that start to feel like something more.

My first instinct was to hide my body, but Raiden held my arms to the side. “No, little mouse. You don’t hide from us."  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When Alpha-heir Raiden sees his best friend staring at the new girl, Atalanta, he notices an instant spark between them. Zev is against the notion of having a mate and refuses to date anyone before he has rejected his mate. Raiden tries everything to get Zev and Atalanta alone, hoping they won't be able to deny their attraction. But the more he tries, the more Raiden realizes he's developing feelings for Atalanta as well. Atalanta has no interest in dating either; she's too busy focusing on her mission. She has been sent by the hunters to find out as much as she can about the location and members of their packs. What happens when the two men give in to their feelings for the same woman? And what will happen to their relationship once they find out who she really is?

Dalawang taon nagdusa si Caitlyn Salvante sa kamay ng mga dumukot sa kanya. Akala niya ay wala ng pag-asang makabalik pa sa kanyang pamilya at dating buhay… Ngunit nailigtas siya. Sa muling pagbabalik ay binigla siya ng balitang ikakasal na ang lalakeng iniibig sa kanyang kapatid na si Fiona. Napagtanto niyang marami ang nagbago, maging ang pakikitungo ng kanyang mga magulang at dalawang kapatid. Pinandirihan at kinasuklaman sa isang bagay na hindi naman niya ginusto. Pakiramdam ni Caitlyn, isang malaking pagkakamali ang muling bumalik sa kanyang pamilya kaya umalis siya at palihim na pinakasalan si King Ezekiel Sanchez, isang doctor at tiyuhin ng dating nobyo na si Jude Gonzales.

“After everything that we've been through. Pain after Pain... Tears after Tears... Finally, My Moon find its place... to my place... to rise again.” Adrian Clarkson. Parang pinagbagsakan nang langit at lupa si Kane nang sunod-sunod ang unos sa buhay niya. Nalaman niyang namatay ang kaniyang ama dahil sa pagiging drug pusher nito. Namatay naman ang kaniyang Ina sa kamay ng dating boss ng tatay niya at ang kaniyang kapatid ay hawak nito. Naging pusher sa mahabang panahon kapalit ng kalayaan nang kaniyang kapatid ngunit nakulong kalaunan. Mawawalan na ba siya nang pag-asang makakalaya pa o mabibigyan ng bagong pag-asa sa pagdating nang dating nobyong nanloko sa kaniya? --------------- Kane Mayari Pañe Vega, Story.

Mitsy and Nero Del Franco is a happy couple. Kahit pa mayaman si Nero at mahirap lamang ang kinalakihan na buhay ni Mitsy at hindi boto sa kanya ang mommy ni Nero ay hindi iyon naging hadlang upang magpakasal sila matapos ang halos sampung taong relasyon. Pero biglang nagbago ang lahat pagkatapos ng kasal. Ang dating masayang pagsasama ay bigla na lamang naglaho. Ang dating mainit na gabi ay biglang nanlamig. Mitsy did an investigation and found out that Nero's having an affair. Nagawa pa nitong dalhin sa bahay nila. Full of misery and hatred, Mitsy got her life out of the Del Franco's mansion and went to Tagbilaran City, where she met another face of her cheating husband.

Kyla Adams is a workaholic. I mean, who wouldn't be when you're working your dream job? She is one of the many writers for a startup business in North Carolina called "Clicked," where the focus is writing about hot gossip, new trends, and out of the ordinary experiences. Think of this social media app as an online magazine, where the workers are gossip hungry millennials and Gen Z'ers all trying to top one another. And the best part- Dakota Kramer; the hot young CEO at the top floor of the office building. Kyla is the job. She thrives on gossip and is a phenomenal writer, but lately her articles have been dryer than her dating life. After Dakota threatens to fire her if she doesn't step out of her comfort zone, Kyla and her friends drunkenly email Dakota an exciting new article proposal titled "EleDATE." What does the hell does this mean? Kyla must ride the elevator every morning, starting from floor 1 up to floor 50-the top floor- with a hand picked single guy from the office. The catch? She's blindfolded. She must rely on her instincts about the "bachelors" and the impressions they make during their limited time riding together- and they must remain anonymous. With over 100 employees in the building, 50 floors, and 20 single men willing to participate, this will sure make for an intriguing article and a literal make or break career moment. And let's face it... there's just something about elevators.

Mapupuno ng nakakatawa, nakakaiyak, at pagtitiis ang pagtatagpo ni Byeongyun at Deborah. Dito rin unti-unting mahalungkat muli ang nakaraan ni Byeongyun—nakaraang pilit niyang kinakalimutan kasama si Kang Dami, ang dating nobya niyang misteryosong inilayo sa kanya.

Shilou Flores is a second year college student when she get to know Kier Calamba who is a third year college student of engineering. She got their communication started from a kind of a dating app. Their communication started and continued. Shilou starts to develop feelings for him but didn't confess. Shilou has a hidden feelings towards Kier. Shilou thought that maybe after some times, her feelings for Kier would fade but she was wrong. They became friends till then. Even after that one steamy night. After that night, Shilou wants to do everything to forget her feelings about Kier. But when she was just about to start, an unexpected blessing came. ---- As a college student, I don't take love seriously because i know I'm still young for that emotion. I kind of believe on it because I've had experience from my past ex-boyfriends. And all of those experiences leaves me trauma, trust issues and such. I became a woman who always reject or friendzone those mens who try to court me. I keep on holding on my past that it cause me being a bitter woman. I get scared of committing and taking risk of love again. But those fear faded when I met him. -Shilou

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Ruby Barlow reconnects with her high school crush on a dating site. After their first date went downhill, she decided never to contact him again. Things go crazy for her when she finds out he is the CEO of the company she always dreamed to work in.