Funny Quotes About Single

He is a ruthless CEO, known for his cruelty and bloodlust. She is a lost heiress, a young lady from a prominent family. Seven years ago, she was trapped in a schemed one-night stand with him. Now, she emerges as a stunning figure with triplets, vowing to exact tenfold revenge upon those who framed her. Just when she decides to make a clean break, a mysterious man appears and cages her in his embrace. With a devilish grin, he whispers, "My dear, with my children, you cannot escape my grasp even if you run to the ends of the earth!" Ms. White sneers, "I don't want a man who throws himself at me." One of her children cunningly smirks, "Mommy, it's better not to challenge Daddy anymore, your skills are still too shallow."

"Alam mo ikaw ha, masyado kang pala-desisyon. Buhay ko ito kaya huwag kang makialam lalo pa at wala naman ako’ng naging say sa love life mo,” naiinis na pahayag ko kay Franco. Naiinis kasi ito nang malaman na gusto ko ng magkaanak. Lagpas na ako sa kalendaryo at sa takot ko na mapag-iwanan ay ito ang naisip ko na solusyon. Wala sa vocabulary ko ang pag-aasawa dahil na rin sa naging karanasan ng nanay ko at sa nakikita ko sa paligid ko kaya nawalan na ako ng interes lalo na sa mga lalaki. Maraming nanliligaw subalit lahat sa akin ay red flags. Dagdagan pa nitong kaibigan ko na walang inaayawan basta naka-palda sa paningin nito lahat ay maganda. Mabait naman ito, matalino, responsable, masipag at madiskarte subalit sadyang palikero. “Ako ha, concern lang ako sa iyo. Huwag sanang masamain. Mamaya sa kagustuhan mo ay mapahamak ka pa.” Patuloy na litanya ni Franco sa akin. “Kaya nga bago pa mangyari iyon ay uunahan ko na. Hindi ako mai-inlove, hindi ako magiging martir at lalong hindi ko hahayaan na masaktan lang ako ng kagaya mo. Kaya nga anak lang ang gusto ko at iyon na ang pupuno sa pangarap ko. Hindi ako mag-aasawa at sakit lang iyan sa ulo,” masungit na sagot ko. “Ganun ba? Bakit ka pa maghahanap sa malayo at hindi mo kilala kung mayroon naman sa harapan mo? Ako na lang kaya, ano? Makakasiguro ka pa na galing sa magandang lahi at pamilya ang magiging anak mo,” tugon ni Franco. Napamaang ako sa naging sagot n’ya. Pwede kaya o baka magiging mitsa lang ito ng bagong kalbaryo sa buhay namin? Mas makapagpapatibay o makakasira kaya ito sa aming pagkakaibigan? Subalit hindi ko maiwasan kiligin at makadama ng challenge na baka ako lang pala ang makapagpapatino kay Franco.

"I want an , I don't want this baby," Lotus muttered under her breath. How could she give birth to a baby when she didn't have any idea who was the father? On her wedding night, Lotus was sent to the room of an unknown man. She had no idea that she was giving her virginity to someone she will never know. Her Long time boyfriend and newly-wed husband and her family abandoned her because of her adultery. What will she do when she will discover that, all of her miseries were planned by her stepmother and step-sister? What will happen when she will meet the father of her baby and he turns out to be a billionaire?

Kapit sa patalim, yan ang tamang term sa ginawa ni Bridgette kay Philip. Pinikot niya ito at ipinaako ang batang sinapupunan niya kahit alam niyang maling-mali. But Philip find out the truth and got angry, so he filed a divorce. Paano na ang anak niya? Sino ang kikilalanin nitong ama? Paano kung isang araw ang mag-krus ulit ang landas nila ng totoong Ama ng anak niya, ipapaalam kaya niya na nagbunga ang isang gabing namagitan sa kanila? Or ipapaaako na naman ang anak niya sa iba? Enjoy reading!^_^

They said marriage was for the two person who wanted to be together. They take their vows and promised to be together until their last breath. Demir the man who has everything in his life and could get anything he wanted in just a snap tied the knot with a woman he never loved neither showed sympathy, namely Selin. The woman who could give everything for Demir just to see him happy. As the CEO of Krumpus Shipping Company, Demir has a lot of responsibility on his shoulders as the company was on the top in shipping around the globe, but the company once he looked up to was now in a dragging point. Demir has no choice. Selin chooses him over anything else. She loved him and she would do everything for him even though it might cost herself.

Biktima ng magulong nakaraan. Pinaglaruan ng kapalaran. Dapat bang siya ang sisisihin sa lahat ng kasalanan na hindi naman siya ang may gawa?  Si Anastasia ay isang ampon. Masayahin at mapagpakumbaba sa lahat. Ngunit sinubok ng tadhana ang kanyang katatagan. Pinaglaruan ng kanyang tinuturing na kapatid. Ibinenta sa isang estranghero. Pinagtabuyan at nabuntis.  Paano kung isang araw, muling magkrus ang landas nila ng lalaking pilit niyang kalimutan. Makikilala kaya niya ito?  Paano kung ang taong kanyang pinagkakatiwalaan at inalayan ng kanyang buong pagmamahal ay itatakwil siya sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal. Magawa niya pa kayang patawarin ito?  May kaugnayan kaya ang nakaraan nina Anastasia at Vance Michael Enriquez? Sino ito sa buhay ni Anastasia. 

Lovely Girl Series 1: Her Indecent Love Isang modelo si Patrisha Cruz na siyang lumipad patungo sa ibang bansa, upang tahimik na iluwal at mag-isang palakihin doon ang kanyang anak. Utos iyon ng kanyang mga magulang upang hindi na mapag-usapan pa ang nangyaring disgrasya sa kanya, sapagkat nabuntis siya ng hindi naman niya nobyo. Pagkalipas ng limang taon ay pinauwi na siya ng kanyang mga magulang upang tahimik na manirahan sa isang probinsya kasama si Don Carlo, ang kanyang lolo. Mula doon ay makikilala niya ang driver slash bodyguard ng kanyang lolo na si Archer Sebastian Tuazon, na kanyang pagkakainteresan. Halos lahat kasi ng lalaki sa lugar na iyon ay sinasamba ang kagandahan niya, maliban lamang kay Archer na kahit tingnan siya ay hindi nito ginagawa. Maganda naman siya at maganda din ang katawan niya kahit pa may anak na siya, siguradong-sigurado siya doon sapagkat lahat ng lalaking nagdaan sa buhay niya ay iyon lang naman ang gusto sa kanya. Kaya nga matagal na siyang hindi naniniwala sa tunay na pag-ibig. Dahil para sa kanya ay pare-pareho lamang ang lahat ng lalaki. Ngunit tila kakaiba si Archer sa mga lalaking nakilala niya. At dahil doon ay gagawin niya ang lahat upang makuha ang atensyon ng tahimik at supladong binata na si Archer Sebastian. Magtagumpay naman kaya siya? Paano kung sa bawat pang-aakit na gawin niya ay mas lalo lamang mahulog nang tuluyan ang loob niya sa binata? Paano kung hindi niya namamalayan na unti-unti na palang nagmamahal ng totoo ang puso niya? Mapapaibig niya nga kaya ang lalaking nagturo sa puso niyang magmahal muli?

A comedy of errors, that offers second chances for first love in this BDSM Mafia, Reverse Harem Romance. In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable…….. I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera. Yes, I meant it to be for show to avoid my stalker, but .....Let’s just say it’s not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I’m impersonating. “Renfield tricked me,” I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him. “Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!" How did this happen? Nicky! That’s right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross’ fault! Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it’s funny or so funny it’s tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.

"I think we were meant to be but we did it wrong." Life's not fair. Daisy has always known that. Abandoned by her parents right after her birth, she never knew what love was supposed to feel like. Yet, years later love finds its way to her and she finds herself falling for her husband who claims to hate her. Elijah Kingston doesn't do love. He despises the very concept of it. But when his heart starts beating for his closed-off wife, he doesn't seem to hate that feeling anymore. But his paranoia wins over and he leaves her, making her life miserable in the process. 5 years later, she's back asking for a favor that can end in only one possible way. Damnation. But whose?

Trinity was on top of the world, the queen of queens. But the next thing she knew, ay dinukot na siya ng masasamang loob at ngayon ay pagsasamantalahan pa. She heard his voice and remembered him from the pool party. Nagpakilala itong Red, at ganoon din ang naririnig niyang tawag ng mga kasamahan nito dito. He began to touch her in all the areas where she had never allowed anyone to touch. He started kissing her neck as he slid his burning hands inside her panties. Her screams and cries were gagged. Hindi niya alam kung guni-guni niya lang ba, pero parang narinig niya itong bumulong ng "I'm sorry", sa gitna ng mga kahayupan nito. She was blindfolded, and from the dirty talks and sickening laughter around her, she could tell that what is happening right now, is not a private. She had lost track kung ilang beses siyang inangkin ng rapist niya. She was rescued, but her life will never be the same. Lalo na nang malaman niyang nagdadalang-tao siya. Itinakwil siya ng pamilya niya dahil sa kahihiyan. Makalipas ang limang taon, siya na ngayon si Jade Contemplacion. Malayo sa buhay na kinagisnan niya, tahimik silang namuhay ng anak na si JM sa eskwater ng Tondo. Ngunit nabago ang lahat nang makilala niya ang fiance ng ate niya...na walang iba kundi si Brigader General Juan Miguel Enriquez, na mas kilala sa defense force call sign nitong 'Red'. She was ready to hate him all her life. Pero paano niya gagawin iyon kung paunti- unti nitong pinapatunayang mali ang lahat ng assumptions niya dito noon? That he could, in fact, be the husband-material type and a good father? Will Jade be able to forgive the man who ruined her life and actually let herself fall in love with him?