Funny Quotes About Sleeping Mga Nobela at Kwento

"If you want a divorce, sabihin mo lang, and I will give it to you." "Tapos ano? Mawawalan ako ng karapatan sa bahay natin na milyun-milyon ang kontribusyon ko? 'Di na lang, uy! Magtiis tayo sa isa't-isa, sa hirap at ginhawa, araw at gabi, magpakailan-kailanman. Amen!" Hope Ryker Lee, the ultimate prankster, is set to marry Elisse Garcia, an heiress with a temper hotter than the sun and social skills colder than Antarctica. Hope wanted a partner as fun and lively as he is, but Elisse is introverted, snarky, and definitely not interested in playing along with Hope's high-energy antics. For Elisse, the marriage is purely a means to secure her inheritance. So, her master plan? Marry Hope, take over the company, and then kick him out of her life. Simple, right? Not quite. There's a catch: whoever calls it quits first loses their claim to their multi-million house. When Hope discovers her scheme, the real fun begins. Hilarious and heated war of pranks, sabotage, and emotional showdowns turn their home into an epic battlefield. Can they survive the chaos, or will they stumble into love amidst the madness? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, schemes, and surprising twists in this comedic clash of opposites!

Eyon Rillosa, A shy girl who tends to show her real self to the person whom she is most comfortable with. She's also someone who is still uncertain towards her future. Meanwhile, we have Ryevann Monteventura, A happy go lucky guy who aspires to be a Certified Public Accountant someday. It all started when Eyon accidentally spilled her drink to Ryevann. Since that day she became Ryevann's long time crush. And now, will she say 'I like you lots' to the guy who is pestering her whole day just to get her attention?

I am just an ordinary woman who are used to not be valued because I am not suited to be with a rich man. It is unfair and I am hurt. There's no status in life when it comes to love but it's different now because the poor are just for the poor and the rich are for their fellow rich. When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up hindi na ako muling pumasok sa isang relasyon, na trauma na ako. Akala ko pwede ang isang tulad kong mahirap para sa kanya na isang mayaman pero akala ko lang pala iyon dahil ang mahirap na isang tulad ko ay malabo na mapunta sa isang mayaman na katulad niya. One thing that I want in life is to be loved by the person I love and see my worth even though I am a simple woman and I have a simple life. Unexpectedly, Kenzo Juaquin Marasigan came into my life. A freaking hot police man, a rich and heir of M&K Citi Hardware na may lihim na pagmamahal sa'kin matagal na panahon na. But what if he knows my true identity he will still love me as I am or he will only love me because of my true status in life?

Kade Von Aragon, CEO of Aragon Airline, hates to be on limelight. Aside from the fact that he doesn't want any public attention, he hates the media because for him, they don't know how to respect other people. They're always invading one's privacy. On the other hand, Rizel Rodriguez works as a journalist and the one who's in charge in covering the life of the mysterious Kade Von Aragon. A lot of media companies want to have an article regarding the said bachelor but no one has ever done it because of how elusive the man is. But what will happen when he finds out that a certain journalist is following him and to make it worst, she's the daughter of his dad's mistress?

Camelia Rose Rodriguez is a licensed architect yet her parents didn't see it as a huge achievement, only if she will marry her rich boyfriend. But when her boyfriend cheated her with her best friend, she wanted to break him up but her mother was desperate and don't want them to split up because of his wealth and power. Camelia was so tired to argue and deal petty things, so she went up to the club and tried to forget things but turns out she found herself sleeping with a stranger. Hindi niya maipagkailang na sa mga sandali ng gabing 'yon ay isa sa pinaka payapa at masayang nangyari sa buhay niya. With a chaos life she already has and a peaceful feeling she experience that night with a stranger, Camelia think it's like a cotton on blades experience. And then...they met, again.

Tiffany Santos thought she had found the prince charming, who turned out to be jerk. Tomorrow will be her wedding day but she finds her fiance sleeping with her sister. Ang akala niya ay hindi na matutuloy ang kasal but her parents said that the wedding must be held, nalulugi na ang kompanya nila kaya kailangan pa ring ituloy ang kasal sa kabila ng nangyari subalit ayaw niya na but her parents said, if she won't marry her fiance then her sister will be the bride. She was devastated, nagpunta siyang bar para makalimutan ang lahat ng sakit subalit nagising na lamang siya kinabukasan na may katabi na siya sa kama at pareho silang walang saplot. It turns out that the guy is actually the richest CEO in the city.

They were secretly married for two years and she held onto her foolish thought that maybe her husband will eventually love her, but that hope shattered when he handed her a divorce agreement. “She’s back.” Just two words but that left her shattered into pieces. Ni hindi na niya nagawa pang sabihin dito ang kanyang pagbubuntis at umalis. Eight years later, they met again as her new CEO. The funny thing part? He saw their child unexpectedly. “Tell me, is he our son?” Hindi niya alam ang gagawin niya ng mga oras na iyon, pero may dahilan ba para aminin niya na anak nila ito? Wala. “No, he’s not.” Wala siyang balak na aminin ang totoo but life had always unexpected turns, lihim itong nagpa-DNA test at doon siya nahuli. “Your coming with me o ilalayo ko sayo ang anak natin, mamili ka.” Handa ba siyang itaya ang puso niya na minsan na nitong winasak alang-alang sa anak nila?

She's willing to sacrifice everything for her father's freedom and safety. Kaya niyang suungin ang kahit na anong pagsubok upang maging masaya ang ama kahit ang kapalit niyon ay pagbaba ng kanyang pagkababae. Funny, but she's willing to be a whore para maging malaya ang ama. Ibenta man ang sarili sa kahit na sinong lalaki ay kaya niyang gawin. Her father committed a crime, it was self-defense, pero sa tulad nilang mahirap ay walang maniniwala sa bagay na iyon. Kaya naman ibeninta niya ang sarili sa isang abogadong nangakong tutulungan siya sa kaso ng ama. Handa siyang sikmurain na ipagamit ang katawan para sa kapalit nitong tulong, ngunit dahil sa sariling katangahan ay namali siya ng taong pinagbigyan ng sarili. Nakipagnaig siya sa estranghero na akala niya ay ang attorney. Ang tanging baraha niya para sa kalayaan ng ama ay naglaho na parang bula. Paano na niya maililigtas ang ama gayong ang kanyang kaberhinan ay wala na? And damn her for the second time, Six Castillion is the name of the guy na siya ring pinsan ng amo niya.

Ivana Huo, a sole descendant of a big conglomerate that rises in the city of Beijing. Her family business cost billions of dollars and she lived a comfortable life since childhood. Her Filipina mother had a big influence on her life but at a young age, she suffered her first loss when her Mom died. Later on, her Dad suddenly died too and left her nothing at all. She was thrown away by her relatives who took over her family business. She only had one hope to take back what belongs to her, to marry the second-generation rich descendant of Elite Digital Marketing and Financial Investment Company, Brielle Santillian. She had encountered him during childhood but the young CEO, Brielle Santillian never got involved with any woman. Ivana plans to capture him and marry him to help her take her revenge on her relatives. She forced him to take her as his wife after sleeping with him and threatened him she'll expose their videos and photos that night. Brielle married her for some reason, his family urged him to find a wife but he dared not to mention his parents about their relationship. He helps her to accomplish all her plans but later on, his cold heart couldn't love his wife because he thinks she's nothing but a user. He forced her to sign a divorce agreement but she refused it at first. Accidentally she heard Brielle's conversation that he will never love her and couldn't forgive her. She silently walked away and left everything. She knew she's having his child but she was deeply hurt knowing how Brielle felt towards her. Would they still get a chance to fall in love after they met again or would she let go of him?

Isang simpleng probinsyana lamang si Anna Marie Castillo, namumuhay sa isang simpleng lugar, simpleng probinsiya. Pero kahit ganoon, masaya siya sa buhay na mayroon siya kasama ang kaniyang pamilya. Mahirap lang sila at trabahador lang ng pamilya Bautista ang kanyang ama, samantalang ang kanyang ina naman ay nag-e-extra lamang. Ang tahimik niyang buhay sa probinsiya ay magugulo sa pagdating ng anak ng mga Bautista na si Kevyn, isang mayabang at antipatikong lalaki. Ano kaya ang kahihinatnan nila kung sa unang pagtatagpo pa lang nila ay hindi na naging maganda iyon? Ano kayang gagawin niya kapag nalaman niyang siya ang magbabantay sa binata habang nasa probinsya ito? Babalik pa kaya ang katahimikan niya sa probinsiya o lalo lang iyong gugulo?