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“I’m not boring. Your mother doesn’t find me boring, do you, Katy?” Katy looked at me with a not-so-subtle wink. “Never.” “You laugh at my jokes! You love my stories!” he protested, looking aghast. Matthew snorted. “It’s habit, Dad. Face it. Boring. I’m telling you—you’re not all that and a bag of potato chips.” I tried not to laugh at Richard’s expression. Jaxson was smirking, trying to hide his amusement. Reed was shoveling eggs into his mouth like a starved man, concealing his grin.

Another pause "Quite literally” "I think so too" Isabella seconds and my mood begins to dampen. I roll my eyes scoffing loudly. “You ladies are being ridiculous, I’m not going to be pregnant forever, and it wouldn’t be anything stressful.” With a careless shrug of my shoulders, my head tilts to the side. “I was thinking Something fun, engaging…” I trailed off thoughtfully, “While I don’t need the money, it would be interesting, and save me from this infinite boredom.” I add with a smile “I’m doing it” I decided with a clap of my hands.

I am bored X Short and straightforward, but maybe I have not been the only thinking today. I am sure he has other people to text, or perhaps he did, and I was the last option. It doesn’t matter either way. I replied, anyway. Becca: Hey, just home. Have you found a way to get rid of your boredom? Lol X It was more than an hour ago he sent that, so maybe he has found something to do. Jake: No, not really! I slept because you exhausted me last night, but except that, still bored ha-ha X

Though I found it annoying at first, I’m starting to become accustomed to it and even find it pleasant. I chuckled. Just thinking about a muffin, soft and pudgy. I hit the reply button shortly and started tapping on the tiny keyboard. Hurry back! I need a kisspirin and huggybiotics. I’m getting bored here! I believe I’m getting sick. I think they call it lovesick. Love you. I chuckled mindlessly, not realizing I was acting like a lovesick fool.

I take another sip of the disgusting pumpkin, hoping it helps calm me. "Really?" He seems a bit surprised, but clearly happy. A big smile forming on his lips, taking a swig of the drink himself - not reacting with a face this time. "Making friends with others is good. Bre tells me I need more all the time. If I don't, then I will be alone and bored." I need stronger booze. His scent is getting stronger. He scoots again closer to me, now our sides touching ever so slightly. "Boring? Well if either of us is boring - it's me. All I do is train all day and then sleep, eat, and refresh. My days off I usually just be lazy..."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

I clearly wasn't expecting him to say that. “I’m getting excited already that my boring life is finally going to come to an end." "Really? How do you intend to do that?” I didn't wait for him to finish speaking before I started counting on my fingers. "Watch dramas, go on picnics…" “I don't need all that to live a less boring life." He said with a gruff voice and with his eyes lingering on me, he said, “You're all I need to slip out of boredom.” I gulped at his words.

Do I need refreshing? I took out my cell phone and chose to call Lesley, "hello?" I say. Lesley sound like eating something when she answered my phone, "Yeah, what's up, dude?" replied Lesley. I tell the feeling of boredom that I'm currently feeling "huh? You been married and still bored? What do you want to do. Hey, the weather looks like it's on. Cool breeze and cloudy nights. Why don't you and Noah just do that," said Lesley

Matteo shrugs, also turning towards the water now. "I don't know. Sometimes, maybe." If being bored is your biggest problem, then you have it easy in life, Matteo. That's what his father always used to tell him every time he would see Matteo in a bad mood. He'd ask him what's wrong, and Matteo would tell him he's bored. His father never seemed to understand that being bored was bordering on burnout and depression. "If being bored is the problem, then you have it easy."

“Someone wants to look good on Friday. That will happen. You are not riding with me. You will have an entourage.” Laughter spilled out. His followed. “No jokes. This is serious. They will choke.” “How would they?” came out lightly. A shrug. “Getting bored lately. Then it hit me.” “What?” The bed bounced as we both fell back. Almost flew off. Lightness had its downside. “Never been to a library.” “Same,” slipped out without thinking. “Not today.” “No, not today.” Laughter echoed again. Silence followed. Then his voice. “Ask me something. I am bored.”