Funny Quotes Boredom Novels & Stories

"Why would I get bored with you there?" EXTRA: Famous last words: Aiden: Why would I get bored with you there? 1 hour later Aiden: I have regrets ಠ_ಠ. Why does nothing ever go as fucking planned? T^T

Alessa suggested after lot of 'i am bored's and 'ugh's. "How many movies could we watch. I am so done of movies." Julia said. "Same. I get so bored in between the movies that i literally stop watching them." I said. That is one of my major problems. I get bored really easily when i have nothing to do. Like right now, i am bored right now. Really really bored. School seems so much better right now. We sat in silence for a while until i randomly spoke up. "I want to learn how to shoot." I said and everyone looked at me like i was dumb.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

“Get over it.” “Fine,” I said. “Let’s talk.” “About what?” He asked. “You’re the one who suggested it.” “Okay school then.” I groaned immediately. “Seriously?” “What?” “We already spend hours in classes. Why would we talk about it?” “Because it’s easy.” He said. “That’s boring.” “You’re boring.” He teased. “I’m not boring.” I defended. “You are.” “I’m literally the least boring person you know.” “That’s not saying much.”

"Get off the table." "No." He looks at me then. Really looks at me. Not the dismissive glances he’s been offering me so far. It’s a heavy, weighted stare that feels like a physical touch. It heats my skin, flushing the back of my neck. "You are bored," he states. “So now you annoy me?” "I’m climbing the walls," I admit. "I have an IQ of 145 and I’ve spent the last day staring at a concrete floor. My brain is eating itself. I need input. Since you won't give me a computer, you have to be my entertainment."

I slur, running my hands through his hair. Liam looks at me like I'm crazy. “What?” “Do you think I'm b-b-boring?” I repeat, dragging the words. “Henry said I was boring in bed. He said...sex with me is bland...that I couldn't manage to make him cum half the time. Am I boring, Liam?” Liam's mouth twists in disgust, as if he's just eaten something sour. “You're crazy, you know that? Absolutely crazy. All of that beer really did a number on you.”

I whined like a sixteen year old asking her dead to extend her curfew. "No, Rissa. I can't allow that — an amusement park?! Sure! While you're at it, why don't you just cuff your hands behind your back, and offer yourself to the bounty hunters as a sacrifice." He shrugged. And there's that savage and annoying sarcasm I always talk about. I mentally roll my eyes. "Aren't you tired of being inside the house the whole day? It's too boring in here. A little fun never killed anybody..." I rebutted.

I look over and find her looking straight at the seating area. She twitches her lips in irritation. "These two boring creatures" I look over and find both of them silent, only staring at each other. "One of them should have been a bit wild", Zoya wriggles her face. "If they keep being this much boring, I fear the elders will only stuff snacks and gossip about the global warming and politics then move back to their places" I gulp down my laughter. "Are you holding your laugh back?" She shrugs. "Yeah", I press my lips. "Bad timing"

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Do your best. "I know I'm not the type of girl that you usually go out with. I'm not sexy, I'm not attractive and I'm no fun. I'm plain and boring with no charm at all. The only thing good about me is probably my brain, which everyone finds boring. But I must ask you this..." I took a deep breath and gathered all the courage I had to say the words that I never thought would ever come out of my mouth. I just hope that I'm doing the right thing and this will be the best solution for everything.