Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes Chinese

¯٥) Ling Mao : It's a human food, it must be delicious (°▽°)/ Bai Hu : Hah! You're so naive kid. There is no way a food made by that fiery bitch is delici-- GAAAAHH!!! Zhu Que : *throw flame balls to Bai Hu* ((╬◣﹏◢)) Ling Mao : (⊙_⊙;;)

People are rich and powerful, so it's good not to bully us. Liang Huan nodded, revealing a look I know. Jones Davis looked at their echo each other, like singing a double reed, and spilled all the sewage on himself, and couldn't help laughing. Jones Davis's laughter really puzzled people around him. 'What are you laughing at?' Liang Huan looked her up and down, some doubts. 'What am I laughing at? Of course I think you are funny. ' Just as Liang Huan was puzzled, Jones Davis suddenly raised his eyebrows.

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.

Ding Hao suddenly smiled gently and nodded and said, "You're right. It's really not good to be too smart. But being too stupid is definitely bad. I don't know if your Heaven-Splitting Swordsmanship Sect torture is brilliant or not. But I can tell you that I have at least 100 ways to make you suffer. If you're interested, I can invite you to have a taste of them!" Ai Qing was stunned and then laughed as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world. "What did you say? Haha, hahaha, young man, what are you smoking? Or, do you have a fever that infects your brain? Under such a condition, you dare to say something like that to me?"

Liu Jian shot back, earning a surprised look from Yang Jun who raised his brows at him shooting him an accusatory look since he just admitted to him that Zhao Kai looked tasty. "And you..." Zhao Kai paused, trying to suppress his laughter at Yang Jun’s haircut. "Go ahead and laugh, ha ha so funny," Yang Jun said dryly, punching Zhao Kai’s bicep in annoyance as Zhao Kai finally let out his laughter. "No you look so cute, like a baby" Zhao Kai said while trying to catch his breath

"Good, good. Jingli, don't push yourself too hard, you need to take care of your body, don’t be like Ma. Go to bed soon, you need to get up early tomorrow, right?" "Ok. Good night, Ma!" Luo Jingli said with tears sparkling in his eyes. -------------------------------------------------- Authors’ notes: J: Yes, I was craving steak with brown sauce when I wrote this. It will be even better with mashed potatoes. L: Hmmmm. I kinda like the KFC one haha. (not sponsored)

Xiao Chen wasn't laughing because what they said was funny, but he remembered that words like that were almost similar to when his four cousins wanted to make Xiao Chen their king. Of course, Xiao Chen didn’t want that, but since he didn’t want to disappoint the four of them, Xiao Chen could only agree to what they said while smiling. Xue Qiuyue was puzzled to see Xiao Chen laughing to himself while looking at the sky. She didn’t know what Xiao Chen was laughing about so much. After all, what he said was true about the people from the Chen Kingdom.

Totally different. “Xu Jun, Cai Xun, Yu Wen, Lin Fan, Lu Han, and Hu Ge! Ha ha ha, they are poor youths!” said the foreign man which naturally provoked Zhou Fu's anger.

“ Guo Chuan's face was distorted from everyone's murmuring. He was anticipating that they would comment some good things about their family. But what he received was disgust and criticism. He stared at the man with chilly eye's remembering his appearance. 'I'll make you pay for what you said just now' Jian Fang and Xiu Shang only shake's their head at Guo Chuan's reaction. ”He's just kidding Chuan, don't take him seriously“ Jian Fang quoted. ”Of course.. of course.. I know that he was just joking. It's fine.. it's fine don't worry about it.“ Guo Chuan said laughing heartily. But his eyes was glinting with cold lights.

Wang Xing looked at Director Liu in surprise. Director Liu tried hard to hold back his laughter. "Master Wang, Miss Qianheng did say that it was written in English!" "Hahahaha! Wang Xing, are you the funny guy sent by Monkey? It's a pity that you don't go to play marched!" Su Qianheng laughed out of breath. Seeing everyone's playful expression, Wang Xing's expression became even uglier. "Go to play a comedy? Do you have the talent for comedy?" Was he humiliating himself as a joke?