Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

“Hahaha! I am laughing at you because you are such a fool!” Mr. Sime’s eyes were filled with ridicule at this point as he said, “Gerald, when I was in Qerton City, I heard that you are extremely cunning and crafty. So, I thought that you would be a very smart and intelligent person. However, I never expected you to turn out to be such a fool. You are a complete fool! Let me tell you, you have already fallen into my trap!” “Fallen into your trap?” Gerald asked coldly, “So, how did I fall into your trap? What kind of trap is there?”

His numbers weren’t as neat or as evenly placed as Aaron’s, but they would do. “Well, I hope that little experiment ends up being worth it,” Alex said from his sentinel position near the opening of the tunnel where the others were sitting. “Me, too,” Elliott agreed as Jamie healed him, and he handed Aaron Van’s knife back. “This takes, ‘Charlie bit my finger,’ to a whole ‘nother level.” Dax and Brandon snickered, and Brandon tossed out there, “You’re so lame, Dad. That’s the oldest meme around.” “It’s not a meme. It’s a YouTube video,” Elliott replied, sinking down onto the ground next to his son.

“I’m s-sorry” Laughter booms around the classroom, making me extremely conscious as I duck my head and hasten to my seat. In my desperate bid to avoid more shame and get to my seat safely, I fail to notice the foot sticking out in my path and flawlessly stumble upon it, falling to the floor flat on my face. “What a blind fool” “Watch where you’re going, twerp”

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

"It's a strange coincidence. If she hadn't mocked me the other day, I wouldn't have remembered her. I wouldn't have taken the video either." "What goes around comes around," I thought to myself. As it turned out, my small act of kindness ended up helping me in the long run. On the contrary, Mia's evil deeds single-handedly caused her own downfall.

Despite herself, Ivy laughed. Maybe, just maybe, falling didn’t have to be a freefall. Maybe, with Lake… it could be a landing. And maybe jealousy wasn’t just a turn-on. Maybe it was proof that this—whatever it was—mattered more than either of them dared to admit.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”