Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.

Shantelle frowned and fished through her brain. She replied, "Ah, December because of the holidays?" "No, Mommy, it's February. It's the shortest month!" Lucas answered, and he laughed again. "Did your daddy teach you this?" Shantelle asked. "He did. Daddy gave me a book about jokes and riddles!" Lucas revealed before going to his bedside table and opening the drawer. He gave the small book to Shantelle and presented, "Daddy said laughter is the best medicine!"

Lily asks them and everyone shrugs. “I guess so. His whole speech has pretty much been quotes from movies. 'He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did'.” Adam's words make the men at the table laugh and even Kimmy thinks that it is funny. She can not help but laugh with them. She knows that he is quoting Iron Man from The Avengers when he says “that man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did.” “Nice,” Alex tells Adam, who smirks at him. But Bella shushes the table to quiet them down and makes them listen to the alpha once more.

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

A few near falls and curse words later, Darren reaches a reasonable height. I release fire. “Fuck!” Darren snarls. “I’m going to get you, human!” He continues climbing, so I triple my assault. “Shit! Shit! Shit!” He slips. For a moment, I think he’s going to fall. A smile spreads across my lips. “Quit throwing that stuff at me!” “Are you dumb? Why would I stop?” Darren’s fall is accompanied by a loud thud, crunching leaves, and snapping twigs.

I could not stop a soft sound from slipping out. Josh's tone sharpened instantly. "Donald, who's with you?" The man behind me cursed under his breath, pulled my clothes back over my shoulders, then grabbed his phone and hurried out into the hallway. He left in such a rush that one earbud slipped off and stayed behind. A moment later, Donald's lazy, teasing voice came through. "Just an ad popping up on my phone." Josh's voice relaxed. "If your thing with hating women wasn't still acting up, I'd think you actually touched Yvette."

Answer: "They both fall." The lamest one of all: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "Because he was afraid Snow would fall on him." The jokes weren't really funny or even that creative, but they were shared within my earshot on a regular basis. "Want to hear the latest joke?" Cindy asked, as though reading my mind. I gave her a look I hoped said, no freaking way! "It's actually kind of fun-ny," she said in her sing-song voice. I plopped down next to her and slid on my shoes. "Do I have a choice?"

He just set the bowl of popcorn between us. "Seriously not having any?" "No." On the TV, a groundhog tumbled off a cliff, letting out the weirdest high-pitched scream. Then it landed straight in a pile of cacti. Its butt got stuck full of needles. Richard burst out laughing. "This little dude had worse luck than I did when I was young." I sneaked a glance at him. "Did you fall into a cactus before too?" "Something like that." Richard said it easy, like it was no big deal.

Looking down, a careless landing will lead to her breaking a leg or arm. She leaned against the tree beside the fence, holding the branches, she jumped. Her hands slipped making her fall . Yelping, she fell flat on the ground. " Nice landing", someone said " Yeah, I am a good climber you know", she said dusting her dress " You are?", Veronica asked. " Don't you know what sarcasm is?", She rolled her eyes stretching out her hands. Veronica helped her up " Very funny", she looked at Elizabeth. Staring at each other before laughing.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"