Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

There’s no surprise when his team lost. Red taints my vision as I watch the guys joke around on our way to the locker room, the atrocious play from Noah forgiven and forgotten. Lucas ruffles my hair and tells me not to sweat it. “Everyone has their bad days, honey bear,” He says before jumping onto Raphael from behind and putting the poor man in a headlock. Everyone has their bad days. Not in my team. I turn around, ready to go back to the ice and play a few games by myself—a way to get the steam off—when I brush against the object of my annoyance.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha!” Laughter echoed through the entire garage. “Dad, stand still so I can get the right angle! Stop turning around and making funny faces,” Nicholas said, laughing so hard his cheeks turned red. He stood behind a board with a sketchpad and charcoal in hand.

Gigi warned as she moved out of the doorway and into the hall. “He’ll be in a better mood once he’s surrounded by a bunch of seamen again.” Helen said as she came through the doorway. “Hey, you do you.” Gigi laughed. “Har, har.” Reese replied dryly as he searched for Bob Ross quotes. “Happy little mistakes. Make a bird. Fall like a waterfall. What the hell.” “What are you looking at?” his wife asked as she sat on his leg. “Dean gave me a hint for the zombie.”

“DON’T YOU DARE DROP ME! If I fall, I’ll be buried seven feet deep just from impact! No shovel needed!” And then, of course, I fell. “Goddess,” I screamed, “YOU ARE MEAN AND RUDE!”

After a long shower, picking out clothes, applying light makeup, and a gulp of coffee, I was ready. "See you in the afternoon, H," Lucy bid farewell. At least she had a nice job as a waitress. I might try that, but patience isn't my forte. "Goodbye, L." I left the apartment in search of the bus stop a few streets away. As I neared it, I noticed the bus was parked, people getting on, and only one spot left. I hurried to catch it. "Hey, wait!" They didn't hear me. "Stop!"

The new intern had a habit of calling my husband "Daddy." "Daddy, I am having the worst luck today. Could you please go buy me some feminine products?" "Daddy, I cannot get the zipper on my dress unstuck. Can you help me?" "Daddy, why do you not have my hair tie around your wrist? I think you deserve a punishment. Wear two. Pink ones, okay?" I frowned as irritation simmered beneath the surface. My husband waved it off with a casual smile. "She is just being playful. Do not take it seriously. She is young and enjoying the novelty. She will get over it soon enough." I said nothing. I waited until the night of the company’s annual gala. She suddenly stumbled in front of everyone and fe

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

"How did you fail?" Ken shrugged carelessly and leaned against the pole of the bunker bed with his arms crossed. His lips formed a thin line. "Maybe I translated them wrong?" Keith stared at Ken for some time and then asked again with a cautious tone. "What about Volleyball?" Ken quieted down a little before answering in a tone laden with heaviness. "I quit that already."