Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---

Me: having fun baby? Rose: yes! By the way Soph met a cute guy, don’t tell Colt lol Me: did you just call someone cute Rose:….. Rose: you’re still cuter! Me: I better be or I’ll have to show you later who’s cuter Me: ;) Rose: gotta go! Love you Me: love you too baby I put down my phone and look at all these dumbasses around me. I sure hope that going back to school isn’t a mistake. Joel’s POV

I laugh so hard that I fall flat on my ass and even then, I can’t stop. “Mr. De Flores...uh, I...”

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

She grinned resolutely. "He"s not 'my man'." I echoed. "Sure..." she said sarcastically. Before I could answer Leo announced "done!" as he clipped the bandage on. I eyed him suspiciously as he reached inside the bag taking out black Gucci slippers. I pouted and moved my feet away. "What!" he groaned looking at me his eyes pleading to wear the shoes. "Those are so last season," I commented, "And, they won't go with my outfit." His eyes traveled from my bandaged feet, up to the slits on my dress, his eyes lingered there as his lips tugging upwards. I snapped my fingers in front of his eyes

I asked in my mind trying to comprehend it. Our morning class ended while I was out on my own world. I can also hear the rumors about the incident happened in the morning but I don’t care. We are currently in the cafeteria today. "Jules, Shells", I call their attention. They turned to me and asked me if I was okay. "Do you know what a falling game is?", I asked them again. Jules stopped eating and Shelly choked so I handed her some water. "Why Ty? Did you receive a letter?" Jules asked worriedly.

“He’s so refreshing!” Auntie asked Finn to sing for them. He stood up, cleared his throat, and belted a terrible edition and version of “Can’t Help Falling in Love” soo off-key and, dramatic, his arms spread wide like he was on Broadway. Halfway through, he forgot the words and started making them up: “Wise men say… only fools rush in… but I can’t help… falling in love with your daughter… and her excellent taste in lasagna…” The table erupted in laughter, even Dad cracked a smile.

“You literally almost fell last time.” “I was just joking.” “You slipped on air.” “The floor attacked me!” “You’re unbelievable.” “And you’re very much obsessed with me.” “…unfortunately…I am.”

Gavin flashed a bright smile. "That's more like it," Leo said with a loud burst of laughter. "I don't need anything. Just don't come back home for the rest of the night." Gavin immediately put on his most professional-looking smile and said, "Yes, sir! Have fun and enjoy yourself tonight!" Leo laughed and yelled at Gavin to chase him off. He then heard Gavin making a call in a corner, addressing the other as "Lucas", and asking if he could stay the night at his place.

Maya asked. “I told her I’d rather eat ramen in a Queens walk-up than listen to her tell me I’m a failure over breakfast every morning. I told her I’d rather struggle to pay rent than have her use money as a leash to control every aspect of my life.” Vivienne’s voice was stronger now. “And you know what she said? She laughed. She actually laughed and said ‘You’ll be back within a week. You’ve never stuck to anything in your life. You’re too weak.’”