Funny Quotes On Aging

R-18!! Napagkasunduan ni Rayn Jasper at Arym Zchrynne “MaiMai” na magsama bilang mag-asawa sa loob ng isang taon matapos ay maghihiwalay kapag hindi nila natutunan mahalin ang isa't-isa. Kapwa sila brokenhearted nang mga panahon na iyon.  Balak sana sorpresahin ni MaiMai si Jasper tungkol sa kanyang ipinagbubuntis sa araw ng anibersaryo ng kanilang kasal ngunit kabaligtaran ang nangyari. Si MaiMai ang na sorpresa nang iabot sa kanya ni Jasper ang annulment paper na pirmado na nito. Kahit nasasaktan ay pinirmahan niya ang papel at umalis kinabukasan ng walang paalam. Pinangako ni MaiMai sa sarili na kailanman hindi niya ipapaalam sa dating asawa ang tungkol sa anak nila hanggang sa kanyang huling hininga.  Makalipas ang pitong taon, napilitan bumalik si MaiMai sa Pilipinas dala ng kanyang trabaho bilang secretary ng isang CEO sa Singapore na isa rin niyang matalik na kaibigan. Hindi inaasahan ni MaMai na ang kliyente nila ay ang dating asawa.  Paano kapag nalaman ni Jasper ang tintagong lihim ng dating asawa? Muli ba silang magkakabalikan o mas lala lang ang sitwasyon? 

Jannah, seorang wanita pekerja keras. Kesulitan ekonomi dalam hidup, membuatnya terpaksa harus membanting tulang, melakukan semua pekerjaan yang dianggapnya halal. Dari mulai menjadi tukang cuci gosok di Kampung tetangga, sampai memulung barang rongsok atau botol-botol bekas di jalanan. Suaminya yang hanya berprofesi sebagai tukang ojek pengkolan membuatnya tidak bisa mengharapkan nafkah lebih dari sang suami. Sifat tempramen Herman suaminya yang tidak segan-segan akan menyakiti fisik Janah jika Janah mengeluh soal nafkah padanya, belum lagi sifat buruk lainnya seperti suka main judi dan main perempuan, membuat Janah harus extra sabar menghadapi kehidupan rumah tangganya dengan Herman. Walaupun Janah tinggal dekat dengan Orang tua Suaminya, tidak lantas membuat Janah bisa menggantungkan hidup pada Mereka. Ibu mertuanya yang super cerewet dan juga Ayah mertuanya yang suka jelalatan memandang Janah dengan penuh nafsu, jika Janah main ke rumah mereka walau hanya sekedar ingin menjenguk saja, membuatnya segan dan malas walaupun terkadang Ia sangat membutuhkan bantuan untuk sekedar meminjam uang untuk membeli beras.

A modern day kingdom in the country of Sargas has crowned its young queen after the sudden demise of her uncle, who died in his sleep unexpectedly. The new queen of only 19 years doesn't know much about politics and how to rule the land because she was her uncle's ward and the crown prince died in a fire at the factory 3 months ago. A kingdom where magic is banned and considered demonic, Atarah hides her power, desperately trying not to get dethroned. Looped in a contract marriage with her enemy, the prince of Antares, Dragomir. Atarah searches for revenge and love in between the chaos which is surfacing in her kingdom.

This book is for viewers above the age of 18. It may contain explicit and violent scenes not suitable for all viewers. If you're not into dark romance you might find this disturbing. Her body hit the wall, her breath trembling as her eyes darted across my face. I knew that look — the one that screams lust. It made my mouth water instantly. “Stay back,” she gasped, her voice unsteady. But I did the opposite. As our bodies pressed together, I felt her tremble beneath me. “I just want you and that… that—” she faltered, the words dying as my hands found her hips. “That what, Mrs. Claire?” I murmured. She swallowed hard. Mrs. Claire — the woman who lets desire consume her. The woman I can’t get out of my head. --- Mrs. Claire: How did I find myself in this mess? I only wanted them to leave my family alone. But now… here I am, caught in a scandal of my own. What happens when your husband's mistress boyfriend becomes your Dom.

Di tengah hidup yang serba kekurangan Mira malah harus dihadapkan dengan kabar kematian sang suami. Hatinya hancur, langit seakan runtuh, bahkan ia sempat berniat untuk mengakhiri hidup setelah masalah datang silih berganti. Namun, ketiga anaknya seolah memberi kekuatan di tengah kehancuran. Demi tak membiarkan anak-anaknya kelaparan Mira pun bertekad untuk menjalani hidup dengan caranya sendiri. Hingga, suatu hal yang tak terduga bisa merubah hidupnya dan anak-anak.

Si Ayanna( “Little Ay” ), ay nahaharap sa pinakamalaking hamon ng kanyang buhay matapos na mapasama Montenegro—the most feared mafia boss in the Philippines. Sa kabila ng kanyang takot, napilitan si Ayanna manatili sa tabi ni Zeus nang malaman niyang ang kanyang pamilya ay nasa panganib. Habang lumilipas ang panahon, ang pagitan nila ay naging mas malalim kaysa sa isang kasunduan—ngunit ang madilim na mundo ni Zeus, ang mga kalaban na naghahangad ng kanyang buhay, at ang nakatagong lihim ng kanyang nakaraan ay laging nagbabanta na sirain ang lahat. Kaya bang manatili ang pag-ibig nila sa gitna ng karahasan at kasinungalingan? O kailangan nilang bitawan ang isa't isa para mabuhay?

Kagandahan at katusuhan. Iyan ang mga katangian ng isang Femella Alcantara na pinipilahan ng mga kalalakihan sa club na kaniyang pinagtatrabahuan. She knows what her assets are and she uses them to her own advantage. Kaya naman inasahan na niya ang pagdating ng isang taong tulad ni Maverick Fuentebella. He is an alpha male who hates losing. He is someone you can't win against but he found the most willing opponent in the face of the angelic Femella. He wants her and he will do everything to get her. Call it an obsession, Maverick doesn't care. He threw his reason aside and relentlessly pursue the woman. Their bodies clicked and the fire has been ignited. The temptation is proven to be too strong for them to ignore. Ito ang kanilang pinakamalaking pagkakamali. Someone gladly fell into the trap set by one of them.

Danu pulang membawa satu kantong plastik daging setelah merantau selama delapan bulan. Widia--istri Danu--diperintahkan oleh suaminya untuk langsung memasak daging bawaannya. Widia sempat bertanya daging apa yang dibawa oleh Danu. Suaminya tak lantas memberi tahu. Widia pun tetap harus memasak meski tidak mengetahui daging apa yang akan ia rebus. Widia tak sengaja memergoki suaminya berdesis di depan panci sup daging dengan menyebut nama wanita yang dikabarkan hilang selama delapan bulan. Tentu saja, Widia terlonjak kaget dan lantas menyimpulkan bahwa itu adalah daging misterius yang perlu diselidiki. Setelah Widia menemukan bukti-bukti terkait kejanggalan daging tersebut. Ia pun berniat untuk menyelidiki dan mengungkap kejahatan apa yang telah dilakukan suaminya selama di perantauan. Sekaligus berusaha pergi meninggalkan suami yang sering berprilaku kasar terhadapnya. Mampukah Widia membuktikan bahwa suaminya adalah orang seorang penjahat? Berhasilkah Widia melepaskan diri belenggy kekejaman suaminya?

SABOTAGING MY WALKOUT QUEEN BOOK 1: FATED TO LOVE HER "How long do you have to convince yourself that you don't love her anymore?" David believed to have been hurt by the same woman twice, leaving him with no other option but to hate her for the succeeding days of his life. [You can listen to my international radio interview in the U.K. here: https://soundcloud.com/ian-johnson-75/friday-31st-october-fridays-afternoon-evening-late-show-1029pm-1208am-uk-time-part-4 (29:00 to 33:00)]

Ang boyfriend ko ay itinuturing na prince charming sa aming social circle, ngunit sa selebrasyon ng kaarawan ko sa isang yate, tinulak niya ako sa dagat para lang magpakitang-gilas sa isa pang babae mula sa aming university, pinagtawanan nila ang takot ko sa tubig. Lingid sa kaalaman niya, mayroon akong aquaphobia. Dahil dito, sinugod ako sa ICU habang nagawa naman niyang makuha ang puso ng campus belle. Noong nagising ako, nasa tabi ko siya at humihingi ng kapatawaran, ngunit wala akong ideya kung sino siya. “Pasensya na, kilala ba kita?” Tanong ko, takang-taka ako. Pinaliwanag ng doktor na nawala ang ibang alaala ko. Subalit, patuloy niyang ipinagpilitan na siya ang boyfriend ko. Hindi ko napigilang makipagtalo sa kanya. “Imposible! Si Raleigh Landon ang boyfriend ko!” Alam ng lahat na si Raleigh Landon ang pinakamumuhian niyang kaaway.