Funny Quotes On Aging Novels & Stories

pagbabanta niya na tila nasagi ang kanyang pride ng mapag usapan ang kanyang edad. Hindi ko mapaigilan ang mapangiti. Marunong rin palang mairita ang isang gwapong Mr. Gray kapag pinag uusapan na ang edad nito. "Are you laughing at me? Huh! I'm not kidding. You'd better prepare yourself, Ivana." At bago pa man ako makasagot ay sakop na niya ang labi ko.

dagdag tanong ng lalaki na parang nanghihinayang dahil may boyfriend na pala ang crush niya. Pero teka… anong older pinagsasabi nito? Oo, at matanda naman talaga ako sa kanila, pero bakit parang ang tono nang pagkakasabi niya ng salitang older ay parang pa-senior citizen na ako bigla? I am only fucking twenty-eight! “Novee likes matured guys,” I interrupted and shrugged when the boy Bradley glanced at me. “Some daddy or uncle type, right?”

she asked. “Nothing. I’ll just watch movies or series or sleep all day.” “What? Mag-i-stay ka sa room mo?” nanlalaki ang matang tanong niya. “Yes. Is there a problem with that?” “You know what? You’re so boring.” mataray niyang saad. “Wow, coming from an old hag,” I said. “I’m not old, I’m gold.” “Old gold.” Pareho kaming natawa matapos ang sagutan namin. I missed this! I really really missed my Grandma.

he pouted and leaned front on the table with his forearms resting on it. "Awww, don't be sad Baby CJ, it's a term of endearment. It's kind of a call sign that makes you two special to me. Don't be ashamed that I called you two babies, you should be mad if I didn't, and you two are still little kids, don't stress it out. It's fine. I know my limits, I know that when that Yukio girl from your swimming lessons class showed up I will close my mouth," I exaplained and winked at them giving a smile. "And one more thing, there's no one in this world who can dictate what is what according to their age. There's an old quote that says age doesn't matter. Not only that I believed with it, but I agree w

Mukhang hindi exact ang salitang weird sa akto niya ngayon. “Hayop ka, anong ‘I’m not getting any younger’ eh first year pa nga lang tayo. Makapagsalita ka naman parang middle aged woman ka na.” “Ay ganoon ba? Pwede bang pakimove-forward ‘yong time na 25 years old na ako?” she asked like she was so serious, binatukan ko na siya this time dahil kung ano-ano na lang ang naiisip niya.

Because all of us wants to be happy but for many of us the true happiness is difficult to haunt. But I am here watching the sky to get dark. I just find myself happy with the simple things. I learned that to enjoy every minute of my life. Hindi na natin mai-babalik ang dating kagawain ngunit mapapa-unlad pa natin ang ating kakayahan. "Happy birthday to me." Ngumiti ako habang nakatingala sa kalangitan. We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. Another birthday means your life journey is incomplete but being old is a privilege.

Naiilang pa itong natawa habang inilalayo ang paningin sa front mirror ng kotse. "Sir, sa'kin ay kahit spaghetti na lang at milktea." "Really?" Napatango-tango ako. Pinipigilan ang sariling makapanakit ng damdamin ngayon araw. Tawa ng tawa naman iyong dalawa sa likod dahil sa sinabi ni Manang. Manang Amanda's too old to be laughed at. Mas pipiliin kong umintindi kaysa manakit ng senior citizen. Lumipas ang ilan pang birthday ni Ashianna. Habang patagal ng patagal ay nahihirapan na rin akong magdahilan kina mom at dad.

"Why do you seem so sure about that?" "Because they can have a quality time kapag wala ka doon. You see, kailangan din nila ng bebetime." Muli na naman siyang natawa. "Aren't they too old for that?" "You're wrong on that matter, Psyche. Even how old a person is, kailangan parin ng bebetime. Just like us. When we get old, we should also have a bebetime." "Don't you know how silly you sound right now? Tsaka kapag matanda na ako, hindi mo na ako mapipilit tungkol sa bagay nayan. I'm sure my back and joints will hurt," nakanguso niyang sambit.

Sa sobrang galit ng doktor ay naging berde ang mukha niya nang marinig ito. "Paano ka nakakapagsalita ng ganyan? I'm over 60!" Ang mga taong nanonood ng excitement sa gilid ay patuloy na nagsasalita, "She is so young and taking this kind of medicine is harmful to her health. People are just reminding her with good intentions."

Napalitan ng worry ang pag-aalala ko sa sarili. Itinaas niya ang kamay niya, parang sinasabing wait lang, habang sinusubukan niyang pigilan ang tawa niya. Nang makabawi siya ng hininga, pinunasan niya ang luha sa gilid ng mata, saka ako tinignan na parang natutuwa at naaawa. “Aba, hija, 83 years old ako, hindi eight,” sagot niya, nakangiti pa. “Do you really think I don’t know?”