Funny Relationship Sayings Novels & Stories

“You hit your friend without hesitation!” “You knew he was my friend and you both did not hesitate to do shits behind my back!” “Shits? We are in a serious relationship, what are you saying?!” “Serious relationship?” Zeke chuckled. “Yes. I have loved him since I was a teen and…” “Eighteen?” “Teen. Teenager,” she corrected him. “Teenager? You’re stupid,” he shook his head without remorse. “Zeke!” “You are very stupid.” “Don’t tell me that!”

“You're invading my personal space.” He laughed, the laughter echoing throughout the kitchen. God, he had such a sexy laugh. He stepped back, amusement clear on his face. “I'm sorry; you seemed so easy to tease.” I gave him a sour look; so he was bothering me. “You sure know how to start a good relationship with your neighbors.” He stopped laughing, but that stupid funny expression was still on his face. “And you sure know how to rape your neighbor with your eyes.” I snorted exaggeratedly. “Ha! Please, I see you are arrogant.”

I said after some time, "sure. In any case, I think I've said all that I'm allowed to say in regards to your relationship with him, I'll do my best not to meddle regardless of the fact that you're choosing him over me." I looked up at him in shock but found him smiling down at me, "Don't worry, sugar. I've got a lot of such jokes inside of me." and playfully slapped his arm, "I'm glad you have jokes. Keep it up." I said and he only laughed some more.

Laughing at her nonsense, which should offend me but now amuses me, I ask, "Should I thank you for saying that? Thank you for thinking you are not childish and stupid..." Listening to me, Dominik realizes that again he shouldn't have said that to me, that he shouldn't have mentioned that he thought I was an idiot, so he quickly says, "That was my honest opinion before, but now I think the complete opposite of you, that's why I want to have a better relationship with you..." "I understand, relax, I'm not upset. You also seemed like an idiot to me when we got married, but now you seem a little less of an idiot to me than before."

"Advice?" "Hmm...They were saying, you are a playboy and I should rethink about my decision to be your girlfriend," Ayat said, taking back spoon from his hand. Arham laughed loudly at that. Ayat watched him laughing while eating. Her eyebrows knotted together, seeing him laughing like mad. "What's funny?... You being playboy or me being your girlfriend?" Ayat asked, "You being me girlfriend... If I bring someone with me, that doesn't mean we are in a relationship... We live in a funny world, don't we?" Arham said, chuckling.

“We’ll see about that, Mr. Fearless. Race you to the front of the line!” With a laugh, we dashed towards the roller coaster, our playful banter echoing through the air. As we waited in line, Jared nudged me again. “Hey, Eva, you know what they say about roller coasters, right? They’re like relationships – full of ups and downs!” I groaned. “Really, Jared? That’s the best you’ve got?” He grinned. “Hey, I thought it was pretty clever!” We both burst into laughter, the anticipation building as we inched closer to the front of the line.

I say. "Karter." "Okay fine. Let's say hypothetically, two people are in a relationship, a very complicated yet happy relationship and the guy automatically blurts out that he loves the girl and he's freaking out because he's confused and doesn't know if he meant it or not what he should do." "Does that couple happen to be you and Marie?" My mum asks. "Maybe." I mumble.

I squinted at her, "Are you making fun of me, Julie?" She shook her head but couldn't control the laughter from spilling out of her lips. "I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help it. Can't you see the hilarious nature of your relationship? It's always from one problem to the other and this is almost like every soap opera I have watched. They always start on a love and hate theme before ending in the usual love."

I tell him m with a grunt. “A joke. I understand you're sad that I want to stay away but can you refrain from calling our relationship a joke?" The chuckles turn into full blown laughter. Well someone is happy with women. Why would he not? “You are an idiot." “Okay now you are just jealous." And they laugh again. There is nothing remotely funny about this clown so I do not understand what they keep laughing at. “Can you be serious for once? I need to ask you about something."

She asked confusingly. " You're not supposed to in a relationship . Also it's making love not fucking" I emphasised love. " Oh gosh, how can I not see it. You are old fashioned guy. Seriously Richard ! In a relationship you need to make love and also fuck to keeps it interesting and alive. It will be boring if you only make love. You're so naive." she said while driving the car. " It's not even a day, and I am already regretting being in a relationship." She said while pretending to be upset. I find her expression as cute. I smiled at her.