Funny 4 Word Sayings Novels & Stories

This. “Oh, lucky you, he just warned you. And stupid of hell are you both, to not listen. First, in bloody hell, we never asked for your "help". You call that help? Both of you predominantly abased, abashed, gasconaded, and impertinently intermeddled to people's business. Secondly do you even know the phrase "friendly competition", where the word "equality" and "fun" lies? I have way more to list down everything I can ever think of something my friends got that is way more something to be boastful about. Go to school again. Learn to read dictionaries and thesauruses,” I said. “Oof roasted.” Levine, Hux, and Mich chuckled.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

They were all looking and nodding to each other. “Oh Jesus.” Grey said. “SNARL …” Aspen said. Em tilted her head .. “SNURL..” “Uh uh that’s not a word. It’s more of a SCREW UP YOUR FACE” Mickey said. “That’s more than one word sister.” Em said. “You said bag of dicks..” Mickey argued. To which they all laughed at again. “Here let me try..” Asher said. “CAMELTOE!!” He yelled. The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing.

Sarah said and chuckled. "Did you hear what Monica said? Cause I don't. She was just chirruping like a cockatoo." Christabel added and echoed her sister laughter. Anything to make her sister happy. Of course, Monica's words sting like an angry bee but there is nothing they could do than to bury themselves in what they know how to do best - laughing. And besides, they have nowhere to go, so why not do what bring them happiness? "Similarly, big sister, Monica gibbered like a hungry monkey. It is not an offence to be poor. Lets dust our ears. We did not hear anything. Did we?" Sarah added and grinned making Christabel shook her head.

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

My father and brothers were still fighting bloody battles on the border, and I hadn’t waited for Haydn to come back and tell him that I loved him. April: Bella, are you okay? Me: Yeah, I am okay. How about you? April: (depressed, lying down) No, I am not okay. Me: Hmm... let me tell you a joke. April: What joke? Me: We're still alive. April: Is that it? What kind of joke is that? April angrily scratched the ground with her two front paws. Me: Haha, April, you don't look cute sighing with your head down. You are cool with your head up.

Everyone was left flabbergasted by Adrian’s statement while Dickson and Mario looked at each other. Samantha too looked at Adrian in confusion, not understanding what he had just said. Everyone took a moment to process his words, and what followed was a huge round of laughter. They laughed so hard that they started tearing up. Mario even pointed at Adrian while laughing and said, “Hahaha! Did he just call us all poor little sh*ts? Does he have a few screws loose? How could we possibly be poor when we’ve got so much wealth?”

She wrapped her arms around my neck while mom hugged Ryan. “Tut tut! No naughty time until she’s got four legs,” Godfrey said, wagging his finger. *Fucking buzzkill,* Ryan said, over mind-link. *If he only knew,* I said back, kissing her again. *What he doesn’t know won’t kill him,* Ryan said, laughing. *Was that the wolf equivalent of a dad joke? Cause it was really fucking bad,* I said, shaking my head.

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.