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REBIRTH: She Is Back To Reclaim What's Hers

REBIRTH: She Is Back To Reclaim What's Hers

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”
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Whiskers In Between

Whiskers In Between

This. “Oh, lucky you, he just warned you. And stupid of hell are you both, to not listen. First, in bloody hell, we never asked for your "help". You call that help? Both of you predominantly abased, abashed, gasconaded, and impertinently intermeddled to people's business. Secondly do you even know the phrase "friendly competition", where the word "equality" and "fun" lies? I have way more to list down everything I can ever think of something my friends got that is way more something to be boastful about. Go to school again. Learn to read dictionaries and thesauruses,” I said. “Oof roasted.” Levine, Hux, and Mich chuckled.
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Toward The Galaxy

Toward The Galaxy

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]
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Sins With My Ex's Father

Sins With My Ex's Father

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”
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His silent voice.

His silent voice.

“Ahahaha!” The third baby told the joke that was obviously funny to the fourth, ‘cause his lovely laughter filled the room and he realized it was the voice that had brought him up his feet. He watched the fourth fall on his back from his laughter, getting up again to listen to the third speak before crying out again.
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Shirley Toto
I am in love with this book! I am hoping that Kyle will increase his powers with his mate so that he can kick that evil witch in the butt.(Without spoiling the read). I think that a little more steam is needed. The steam that we did get was top-notch.
ADEBOLA FASANU
In my previous review,I mentioned about the synopsis capturing my interest. Guess what? The whole book has captured my heart. Each chapters just kept captivating me that I can't stop thinking about what's next. Dear Author,keep up the good work. I can't wait to see how the book unfolds.
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The Billionaire's Billionaire

The Billionaire's Billionaire

she continued laughing. If it was someone else they would probably not understand what she was saying, but after being with her for so many years we understand what she speaks while saughing. Oh damn I made a new word Saughing=Saying+Laughing. I'm such a genius! "Oh god you won't believe damnnnnn..." And yes she was still laughing.
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Catching the Moon (Chasing the Moon Book 2)

Catching the Moon (Chasing the Moon Book 2)

They were all looking and nodding to each other. “Oh Jesus.” Grey said. “SNARL …” Aspen said. Em tilted her head .. “SNURL..” “Uh uh that’s not a word. It’s more of a SCREW UP YOUR FACE” Mickey said. “That’s more than one word sister.” Em said. “You said bag of dicks..” Mickey argued. To which they all laughed at again. “Here let me try..” Asher said. “CAMELTOE!!” He yelled. The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing.
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The Beauty Of Love

The Beauty Of Love

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.
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Hidden Truths

Hidden Truths

Sarah said and chuckled. "Did you hear what Monica said? Cause I don't. She was just chirruping like a cockatoo." Christabel added and echoed her sister laughter. Anything to make her sister happy. Of course, Monica's words sting like an angry bee but there is nothing they could do than to bury themselves in what they know how to do best - laughing. And besides, they have nowhere to go, so why not do what bring them happiness? "Similarly, big sister, Monica gibbered like a hungry monkey. It is not an offence to be poor. Lets dust our ears. We did not hear anything. Did we?" Sarah added and grinned making Christabel shook her head.
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The creature inside me

The creature inside me

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…
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You know what cracks me up? Those ultra-short, punchy sayings that pack a whole mood into four words. My all-time favorite has to be 'Hold my imaginary beer'—it’s the perfect mix of absurd and relatable, like when you’re about to do something dumb but fully own it. Then there’s 'I’m not a therapist,' which I mutter whenever friends overshare at parties. And 'This seemed smarter yesterday' is basically my life motto after half-baked ideas.

What’s wild is how these tiny phrases stick. Like, 'Bark bark woof woof' isn’t even words, but say it deadpan to someone ranting, and boom—instant comedy. They work because they’re slices of universal human chaos. My personal rule? The best ones sound like something you’d graffiti on a bathroom stall at 2 AM.

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