Funny Rhymes Novels & Stories

Haan ji baadshahon Ki dekh rahe ho tusi? Chalo shuru ho jao oye One two, one two three four.. Say shava shava, say shava shava Say shava shava, say shava shava Roop hai tera sona [sona] Soni teri payal [payal] Hey.. roop hai tera sona sona Soni teri payal payal Chhan chhana chhan aise chhanke Kar de sab ko ghayal

"You make me want to write sonnets. Bad ones, probably." "Try me," I teased, giggling as we swayed. "Alright." He cleared his throat dramatically. "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're stunning in silver, and I love you." I burst out laughing, drawing stares. "That's awful! But… sweet. Keep going." He whispered more silly rhymes about my eyes, my laugh, until I was giggling uncontrollably, cheeks flushed. "You're ridiculous," I said, but my heart swelled.

he called loudly in a cheerfully drunk voice dragging people's attention to them. She giggles loudly , slyly hiding her face and looking in the direction of their victim to peck at him. When she saw him looking ,she draw her head back and laugh making her breast to bounce up together with her sweet soprano voice which sound like a music to the ear. Seeing everyone's attention drawn on them ,he began to sing backing it up with the sound produced from his hands and foot. With the clapping of his hands and tapping of foot,he creates a melodious danceable rythm which rhymes with his words producing a perfect lyrics.

"Why are things so difficult for me? I just want to see you in sexy underwear and have sex with you." Sherman was amused. "Three times are enough. It can't happen again. Otherwise, I'll be impotent..." He rubbed his painful brows, saying gently, "Next time I won't stop even if the sky is falling!" The fourth time, he finally did it. They had sex all night long in different places and ways. Sherman had a backache for two days and couldn't straighten it after that. Mary Had a Little Lamb Sherman downloaded a lot of nursery rhymes such as "Mary Had a Little Lamb", "Hickory Dickory Dock", and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

I knew I might get sick anytime soon but I really want to enjoy the moment to the fullest. “Jingle bells, jingle bells..” Brian groaned. “Oh no.” “Jingle all the waaay..” He caught up, walking beside me now, shaking his head. “You’re off-key.” “That’s part of the charm.” “Is it?” “Yes.” I bumped into him playfully. He bumped back. “Oh what fun it is to..” He joined in suddenly, loudly and dramatically. “ RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH..”

Ryan said happily. "Mumma, I taught Sarah, Serena and Natasha a new rhyme which I learned." Rhea said. "Mumma, I learned a new rhyme today!" Natasha repeated after Rhea. "Mumma, Twinkle twinkle little star, how I forgot it!" Sarah and Serena said at the same time while giving off major twins goals. "Mumma! Mumma!" Max shouted happily as he didn't have anything to share with her. "Wait.. Wait..! One at a time .. Please.." She said pleadingly while chuckling at them.

Bubbling ass is the name Of my dear friend, Ugly old bubbling ass Shake,Shake,Shake it ! And there’s my little fairy Charming like a fairy Sweet as candy , Fly away,little fairy. As Amy continued to sing, Camellia clutched her lower abdomen, gasping for breath amid her laughter. “See, who’s laughing now?” Amy remarked, pausing her song to join Camellia in mirth. Their laughter was short-lived, however, as a look of fear quickly replaced Camellia's smile when she glanced around them.

" When again, I cut him off, his eyes were almost ready to murder me now. Nostrils were flaring out while his veins on his temples were ready to explode in indignation. I would really love witnessing that. I was actually grinning from ear to ear in my mind now. Our audience's laugh were almost audible this time. I bet they were even silently laughing in tears now. "🎶E i E i O yeah 🎶 🎶An old macdonald had a farm🎶 🎶E i E i O🎶 🎶And in his farm he had some pig🎶 🎶E-i-E-i-o🎶 🎶With an oink,oink here and an oink, oink there🎶

She laughs and says, "You're the one who's amazing! You know so many riddles." "Aww, thanks! You're making me blush!" Ellie says with a smile. "I've got another riddle for you, but it's a doozy. What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet never grows?" Ellie taps her chin, pretending to think hard. Then, her face lights up and she says, "I know this one! It's a mountain!" The child claps and says, "Yes! You're on fire! Okay, here's another: What gets wetter the more it dries?"

The wheels on the bus go-'round and 'round 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round The wheels on the bus go-'round and 'round All-day long The horn on the bus goes beep-beep-beep Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep The horn on the bus goes beep-beep-beep All-day long The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish Swish-swish-swish, swish-swish-swish The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish All-day long The babies on the bus cry, "Wah-wah-wah Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah, wah" The babies on the bus cry, "Wah, wah, wah" All-day long The mommies on the bus say, "Shush, shush, shush Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush" The mommies on the bus say, "Shush, shush, shush"