Funny Rhymes Novels & Stories

Well, we are not wealthy after all, so all women in this town come to this single populace river to do the washings and everyone goes here for swimming or bathing. "Oh sorry about that but how could you not know me? When I'm the only friend of yours who's been the most handsome guy that had ever live. How could even forget that?" He pouted. His name is Rhyme. The funny but thoughtful gentleman. And he's always like this, so narcissistic and childlike. Most of the time, I just rolled my eyes at him like now. Then I continued what I was doing before they disturb me.

He lets me take over. “Now that the dishes are clean, can you think of a place where no is truly mean?” The two girls talk to each other, trying to put the rhymes together. If Derek hadn’t told me the answer, I don’t know if I would have guessed it correctly. “Hint!” Bea asks. I think I'm coming up with another rhyming scheme. “No one is bad, no one is good, because we’re all different under this hood!”

She then started laughing like crazy. “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. ” My body shaked as I heard the nursery rhyme. The way she sang it is so creepy that it made us shiver.

Mud flicked up Reg’s chest; everything out here was earthy and quiet, the rhythmic beat of his paws hitting the ground turning the birdsong into a perfect tune. ‘There once was a wolf that ran so fast,’ Reg started to sing, out of tune, off-beat, roughly in time with the thudding of his paws but not quite. ‘He ran so fast it was a blast! He ran all over the world and then he came back hooooo-ooome.’ ‘Please, don’t,’ I begged, wincing. ‘That wolf ran fast and hard and long, oh wait that was his schlong! Every girl he liked loved him, and then he sang this sooooo-oooong!’

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to me Twelves Drummers Drumming Eleven Piper's Piping Ten Lords a Leaping Nine Ladies Dancing Eight Maids a Milking Seven Swans a Swimming Six Geese a Laying Five Golden Rings Four Calling Birds Three French Hens Two Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. So she did. Lila laughed, and laughed. And laughed.

This monster, I hope you're still alive Roses are red And so are some lipstick My poems probably making you guys sick But once you see it you'll know you've come to the end of another episode You could do something better than reading it though Like maybe kissing Santa on a mistletoe Yeah you got me I just wanted a rhyme Thanks for reading my lines (see what I did there) If you laugh you'll surely die Sorry don't be scared I'm just kidding Am probably sure you're wishing for this to end Okay then,see you next time, swipe up for the rest

Hearing him, Harold said, "Hmm hmm I understand I understand everything. By the way brother, I never thought that you would take it seriously what I said yesterday. You really take it." Rhino looked at him confused. Rhino said in a serious voice, "What do you mean? What did you say yesterday?" Harold again smiled mischievously and uttered, " Yesterday's kiss make and shake and flow an electricity throughout your body." After saying that, both Edith and Harold laughed out loud. And Rhino looked at them with frowned eyes. Rhino said, looking on the other side, "So much nonsense. I just don't get it, how do you come up with the world's best nonsense words!"

Yes, you just got promoted in hell. ...... "Ring-a-ring-a-roses, A pocket full of posies; Ashes! Ashes! We all fall down. ...... Ring a ring a Rosie, A bottle full of posie, All the girls in our town, Ring for little Jodie." I was awaken by a voice of a singing little girl. I pried my eyes open and saw two little brown gems looking at me with such amusement.

I do not think they will find that fun. Riccardo turns to me as we enter the car and starts singing: "You put your right foot in. You take your right foot out. You put your right foot in. And you shake it all about. You do the hanky panky. And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about." "It is the hokey pokey, and stop saying those words. The children will not forget it, and then we will say it in front of other people, and then we will be embarrassed. What if they say it in school?" I say.

“Uh, well, they’re okay, I guess. Though the one-legged standing thing is a little weird. Like, why only stand on one leg when you have two? And don’t forget the beady eyes. They’re a little creepy too.” Rae’s head snapped up and she burst out laughing. I stared at her, lost. What was going on here? I felt like I’d been dropped into an alternate universe as soon as I caught sight of Rae dancing through the window outside and the disorientated feeling wasn’t going away. I liked to joke around, but I usually liked to know what we were laughing at. “Oh goodness, that’s amazing.” Rae swiped at her eyes as she sobered. “I meant the musical group, The Flamingos, not the actual birds.”