Funny Rom Com Novels & Stories

“Because this company literally has a ban? Staff isn't supposed to have any romantic relationships with other staff. You know of this rule, fool. Besides, I'm sure these people already put two and two together to know that we are dating.” “You and I both know that the rule is a joke. There are a lot of people married to each other here. I'm sure some people are fucking themselves, even the executives too. But if you insist, we won't do much of that romance shit here at work,” Anthony said with a shrug of his broad shoulders and went around his desk. “Thank you. Anyway, thank you for the flowers. I totally forgot that today was my birthday. All this stress made me forget,” I said.

I jerked and turned off my phone screen. “Too late; I’ve seen it already,” Romi teased, settling in the seat next to me. “So do you want to fill me in on why you are checking if pregnant women can get horny?” A wry smile formed across her lips. Ignoring her questions, I opened my laptop and began working. I narrowed my eyes and straightened my posture, focusing all my attention on the laptop. “Who is making you horny?” Undeterred, she continued to tease. “Luca?” Her eyes sparkled, reflecting how much she was enjoying this.

It was Roman. Roman: Baby girl. I typed back quickly. Me: Is someone missing me already? He replied almost immediately. Roman: Yes. Man needs some cuddles. I grinned and texted back playfully. Me: Then beg. Roman: Pleaseeee. I laughed out loud. Me: Haha, beg some more. After a short pause, he replied: Roman: You’re teasing me now? You’ll be the one begging when you get back. My cheeks felt warm as I typed:

In your face, homewrecker! /Of course, Damien Romero would get married to our lovely Rina. He would definitely not settle for a trouble maker!/ /Rina is so pretty and talented and everything a CEOs wife should be!/ /I love you, Rina. You're such a hard worker! Not like that slut who slept her way up!/ /I can't believe SERENE would release such news about our Rina! But she's triumphing over them! Yay!/ Rina chuckled slightly as she scrolled down her iPad, her eyes roving over the comments, "This is delightful." Suddenly, the smile slowly dried up as she came to a comment, her face darkening with a frown instead.

" I shouted at him, and he was about to pick up his shirt but paused at what I just uttered, then made a quick turn to face me. "Are you stupid? What do you mean?" He sneered, gritting his teeth as those eyes flint in anger. "Werewolves have a single way of beckoning all the warriors and hunters when they find your kind in our land." I spilled, and his eyes widened, and he got really tensed, but he quickly regained his composure and burst into laughter. Okay, I must say this is the sexiest man on earth right now. Why does his laugh sound so harmonious and melodious? The way his white set of teeth gleamed would lure you into smiling sheepishly without realizing it.

Roman’s tone turns steadily cold as he adds, “Fen would more likely hunt him down now, and not in the romantic way.” My eyes light up as I remember, “My book! You saw that in one of my books didn’t you?” The Alpha of the Ironclaw pack reading a romance novel would be about as ludicrous as anything else to anyone else, but I’m his mate, his wife, he isn’t afraid to be silly around me, and as we burst out of the main doors Roman nods. I burst into the kind of spurting giggles that would have expelled water from my mouth if there was any and Roman grins cheekily, still speaking through the mate bond as he says, “I wanted to see if those men you read of have anything on me.”

Even Nolan chuckled. Gerard narrowed his eyes at me. ‘You are going to regret telling her to call me Alphy, little mate.’ He said seductively and I feel a shiver go down my spine. “Sils! I loved this series! Rebel was so awesome and I need a man like Austin!” Romy said and I laughed. “I told you, you would like the series. The other one is a five-book series. Come with me and I will get them for you.” I said.

So I'm sure they would be little Romans Angelica: Lol. Awww you're jealous lol Roman: Of course not. I have my own beautiful date. And unlike some stingy little sister I know, she'll put out for me lol jk Angelica: Ouch! Burn! Lol! And I'm sure she'll put out for you... or anyone else with a functioning penis Roman: Haha Well you'll be thinking of my 'functioning penis' when you're with Leo. Especially when you see his. He hooked up with Carlotta once and from what I hear... let's just say some stereotypes aren't true

I snarled at her, glancing at Nolan who was still standing at the counter with the blonde hair receptionist who was now giggling at him as if he was telling some sort of stand up comedy joke. “Come on Alanna,” I hear her let out a chuckle from the other side of the phone, “It is not that bad, and besides it is just for two nights,” “I am glad you find this really funny,” “It is exactly like a rom-com I am reading, besides two nights…” “Two nights will be hell with Nolan, I have to go fix the mess you made,”

she gasped, pressing a hand over her mouth. He frowned, though the corner of his mouth twitched despite himself. “You think it’s funny.” “It’s… unexpected,” she admitted between giggles. “Romero barely speaks more than two words at a time and Gianna never stops talking. The two of them together?” She shook her head in disbelief. “That’s insane.” Dominic leaned back, watching her amusement settle into thoughtfulness. “He says it’s not serious yet. They’re just talking. But he did tell me he wants more.”