Funny Romance Novels & Stories

“Never thought I'd see the day. Would you mind checking the temperature in hell, darling?” Roman growled, and Lucas gave him a silly syrupy smile that was so odd, it made me laugh. This was just insane. The boom box, the jab, Lucas misplaced but quirky jokes Romans's eyes fell on mine, and an unreadable expression made his face tight. “Why are you laughing?” he asked softly. “I don't see anything funny in what he said.” For what would be the third time, I resisted rolling my eyes at him. Lucas chuckled “Brother, your sense of humor is so dry, it could strike a match.” He took my hand and leaned in to kiss my cheek.

He laughed, "I knew that was your expectation when I said fiction novels, a lot of people expect that but how on earth do you expect ME to read romance. How do you expect a mafia who is thirsty for revenge, to sit his ass down only for 'i love you's and 'i love you to the moon and back's. You must be shitting me.” “You should try reading one, to improve your attitude, you're too tough. Breathe! Read romance, maybe you'll start to see some light in life and stop being a nutjob.” I protested. He stared into my eyes, laughing. I laughed back. "You're such an asshole.”He said silently.

“I knew you were still in love with me, Charmaine. “You’re here because you heard that I was getting married, aren’t you? Haven’t you been throwing this tantrum for long enough by now? “Look, I’ll go easy on you since you’re cosplaying as my favorite Marvel character for me. Apologize to Isabelle and promise you’ll be nice to her, and then I’ll forgive you.”

- sarcastically- The report said; Emiliano Romero, born in the province of Entre Rios, March 23, 1990, mother Roberta Ruiz, father Lautaro Nicolas Romero, and no siblings. His profession is veterinarian, he is fond of science. - Great, thought Maria, I'm ready to get married, how frustrating all this, she lamented a few more seconds of her existence and then left for new directions, at least her profession would remain and she could enjoy new students, without losing sight of her clear objective.

Cable made a straight face and replied "no reason do I need reason to name him Robbin seriously annoying girl can you be serious?? my time is not free as you can think.. Emma got silent.. Cable looked at her and saw her sweating even in those cool breezes of the beach. "are you by chance numerous?? " Emma nodded and Cable started laughing. Cable: “a ha nervous, you can get nervous too?? I cannot believe you are the same girl who kicked me in the balls at a party. He rolled on the beach laughing. "okay look at me, do I look handsome" "NO! " Cable suddenly kissed her on the lips and said "do I look handsome now?? Emma was confused at first but then she got mad and said "Cable I seriously kno

he said and laugh but I didn't care about what he's saying I just want to have sex with him. "Ahhh" "Ohh, Ugh" "Uhm" All you wanna hear in cubicles is our moan. I don't know if someone can hear us but I faster thrusting and after a minute with both reached our orgasm. We fixed our clothes before we go out but on the side of the door bathroom, Ralph was there and looked hurt. I came back to my sense and I realized that I hurt the person who treats me special and made me feel loved but I cano teach my heart to love him because someone already owns my heart and it's Genesis.

Isn’t this easier? “Ah… what type of romance?” she asked. He adjusted on the chair facing her somewhat. He was now staring at her properly. OMG! All his attention on her now. No… she was just flattering herself. * “any type of romance.” he said. Isn’t that question weird? He thought. “what do you mean any type. Including oldies romance?” “gross, do I look desperate?” he scoffed. She laughed and hit his shoulder lightly still laughing. What is funny again?

she is crying and said "dont sobb say even sobb as a joke sobb" I sealed her lips by mine I started sucking them our both tongues entangled my hands are on her waist while my muscular body pressing against her soft body she said "will anyone do romance in trial room" I started kissing on her neck and said "trial room romance is also good" she chuckled finally it became a passionate love making in trial room but it's kind of new feel I taken her back to home and dropped her after shopping I'm counting the days for our engagement finally the day came I'm so happy to be frank I'm more nervous like a girl how funny but its truth

In his mind he thought: Why did I say that?! I looked so macho earlier, and now I sound like I just came out in the middle of a confession. That’s embarrassing… but why does it seem like she likes it even more? Meanwhile, Roxane still couldn’t stop laughing. “Well, if this is the kind of date I’m having, I might run out of laughter before the wedding even happens. I thought this was serious, but it’s actually a comedy romance!” Roxane’s cheerful laughter spread around them, as if all the tension and heaviness from earlier had disappeared.

Girls in bikinis running around,some people playing at the ocean tide,some lovers acting all romantic and showing affection,kids building sand houses. "Awwnn...look at that....so sexy"says Nina whose attention is solely fixed on lovers showing affection and acting romantic toward each other. "Look at what?"Says Jane who was trying to figure out what it was that was making her friend trip. "The lovers ofcourse...just look at the romantic scene"she says blushing "Stop looking at them like that before they see you which will in turn make them uncomfortable". "I don't care"says Nina,a beautiful young lady in her late 20s,long hair,body shape like an hour glass,slim and fair in complexion.