Funny Sayings About Work

 I was married to this sexy hot chic. Nung sinabi ni Dad at Lolo na ipagkakasundo niya ako sa babaeng yun ay hindi na ako nagpatumpiktumpik pa at pumayag agad sa alok nila. Isa pa maganda na nga, sexy at hot pa ang mapapangasawa ko. Kaya nga hindi ko lubos maisip kung bakit nangangamba ang mga Montefalco sa anak nila. Sabi nila baka daw hindi mag asawa ang anak nila at maging tomboy ito. Fck! Sa ganda at sexy niyang yan nangangamba silang maging tomboy yun? Eh baka 'pag nakita niya itong walong abs ko ay magwala na yan. Pero napaurong ang dila ko nang malaman ko ang kinakatakutan nila at pinangangambahan. Mukhang tomboy nga ito eh! Damn! I was just married to my wife, not just an ordinary wife but fck, to an EXTRAORDINARY WIFE!  Lolo, Daddy pwede pa bang mag backout?  

Calista Hidalgo fell in love with his cousin, Conan Silvestre. They shared a forbidden relationship. But they were caught on act one day. On the night of her graduation, truth prevailed. She was betrayed by his lover, and her so-called parents. On the same night, she left with a broken heart, and without telling everyone. Not knowing, that was the start when she learned the truth about her real identity. After eleven years, she was back and kicking. Are they ready for her... heart's vengeance?

Cristeph Tan is a nerd who classified herself as the campus 'invisible girl' because of her situation that nobody notices her even though she's already in front of them. Until one day, she found out that the campus heartthrob Joshua Tolentino can notice her all this time and the transferee who became a heartthrob himself-James Rivera fell in love with her. __________________ This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and events are fictitious, unless otherwise stated. Any, resemblance to real person, living or dead, or actual event is purely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this story may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, without the prior permission of the author. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME! It Started with a First Kiss Written by: CrazyAssTofu

His Luna Series #1 Since her parents died in an accident, she has been living in her grandfather’s mansion. Little did she know that her father’s family was a hunter of rogues and night vampires. But her life is more than that. She had no idea how mysterious her life was. She lived a normal and peaceful life, but because of her mother’s letter that led her to the world of Nightwalkers, her life started to change. When she learned everything about herself, her life began to change. It turned upside down, especially when she met the Alpha of the Silver Moon Pack.

The Mafia Boss Kylo Lucian.Kilala sa pagiging mahigpit, malupit, at walang awa.Wala siyang pinapalagpas na atraso ng kahit sino man. Marami ang umaasa na balang araw kapag may napusuan siya babae ay magbabago ang pag-uugali niya.Magbabago ang  malupit na Mafia Boss.Subali't posibli nga ba? Kahit na parang wala itong balak na pumatol sa babae o mag-asawa? Akala ni Kylo ay hanggang hindi siya mag-aasawa ay walang makakapagpaikot sa kanya na kahit sinong babae sa palad nila.Hinding-hindi siya bibigay sa kahit na sino. Yan ang pangako niya sa sarili. Pero sino ba ang mag-aakala na hindi nga asawa ang makakapagpabigay at makakatunaw ng matigas na puso ng isang Kylo Lucian—Kundi isang 4 na taon na batang babae, anak ng lalaking nagkakautang sa kaniya na bigla nalang nawala.

Fabian is picky when it comes to women, he does not pick random girls from the bar. He has a long list of women who are willing to serve him in bed with just a call away. He wants them to be educated, smart, sexy, wealthy and of course, experienced in bed. He wants them to be from the wealthiest family, and he only wants insanely beautiful women. But all those long lists of standards set out to choose a woman is about to be thrown in the trash when he met Georgina, a stripper in a club. Horrified of the intense feeling he felt when he first saw her danced, he immediately dismissed the idea of having her on his bed. Night after night, images of her dancing naked in front of him came into a form of a delicious dream. Her twin perky t**s bouncing as she moved her body. Her deliciously pink slit inviting for a taste. And he would wake up in the middle of the night sweat-covered and with a raging hard-on to cool down. Can the high and mighty Fabian Romano swallow his pride for this hoe that never failed to give him hard-on dreams? Georgina is the breadwinner of the family, a stripper, and an on-call escort. She can do anything just for money, including selling her body and soul. What can she do? Wala naman siyang ibang alam na puwedeng pagkakitaan ng malaki maliban sa pagsasayaw ng hubad at pagsama sa mayayamang parokyano sa club. Aaminin niyang ambisyosa siya, gusto niyang makabingwit ng mayamang lalaki para mag-aahon sa kanila sa kahirap at wala siyang pakialam kahit sino pa masasagasaan niya matupad lang ang pangarap niya para sa pamilya. She’s a bitch, a gold digger, and a homewrecker.

Hyujin Lee and Seira Vargas are secretly in a relationship. They have a big gap when it comes to their family wealth. That's why they are afraid to make their relationship public. But suddenly, Hyujin's Dad wants him to marry Faye Alonzo. Their biggest competitor in business. A love that lasts for a long time is about to end. Will they fight for their love or they will just give up for the sake of their own family?

Gracie, daughter of Lucifer, was sent to Earth to find her brother who ditched his responsibilities in Hell. Her brother was disguised as a teacher in an elite high school so she went there as a 16-year-old high school student.The only plan was to forcibly dragged her brother back to Hell but things changed when her life turns upside-down. She was tangled in campings, field trips, school plays which she really hated to the hell and back. Between those happenings, she met David, a human with a cold personality but with a very biblical name.David was already engaged with another human but the blame was on her when the girl suddenly died. Because ever since she arrived at that school, killings never stopped but she swears in the name of her father and all her uncles, she did not do the deed.Can she successfully persuade her brother to go back home when all of the happenings in school are not according to her liking?What about David? She liked that damn human.

Doc. Kayden, isang doktor na walang balak magkaroon ng pamilya dahil para sa kanya mas mahalaga ang trabaho. Sa pagmamahal niya sa kanyang propesyon, nakalimutan na niyang sumaya at planuhin ang pagkakaroon ng pamilya. Ngunit, isang pangyayari ang babago sa kanyang pananaw. May isang babae na magpapakilala sa kanya at sasabibin na nabuntis siya nito. Kanya kayang tatanggapin ito o tatakasan katulad ng kanyang ginagawa sa tadhana?

The word 'break-up' is what had caused Scarlett a long-time trauma. Scarlett Evelyn Castillo, a woman who has an amazing and stunning talent in arts fell in love with a cheater. She had been cheated thrice and got hurt multiple times. She was done with love. Waylen Jax Sanchez, was known playboy. Women come and goes in his life. So, when he was forced to marry someone he doesn't know, this did not bode well for him. Will history repeats itself? Or will the magic of love will work, healing both of their wounded hearts?