Funny Sayings Easter Novels & Stories

I scanned the words once, then again, because my brain refused to believe what I was seeing. Hello little bunny. Enjoy the champagne. It’s on the house.

The table erupts in laughter, but I’m already vibrating, whiskey sloshing in the bottle as I slam it down hard enough to crack the glass. “Oh, that’s poetry,” I crow, voice pitching high and wild, bunny helmet spinning faster on my finger like a propeller. “I want that stitched on a goddamn patch—‘Left in a ditch with his own chain.’ Hell, I’ll mail their prez a bunny helmet engraved ‘Hop along, asshole, love, the Fallen Gods.’” I throw my head back and cackle, the sound bouncing off the rafters, and Caleb nearly chokes on his beer while King just shakes his head, grinning like he’s proud of the lunatic he’s allied with.

"Seeing as I now know you're carrying around daishō swords in your pants, I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag." "Oh, you have jokes?" Luke asked as his dark eyes sparkled, clearly relieved that he didn't scare me away I tilted my head to the side as I raised an eyebrow. "Is that how the devil's three-way saying got started?" Luke's face hardened. "Stupid humans," he grumbled as his upper lip twitched. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Keep the twin pistols holstered while I'm gone?" "Ha fucking ha," Luke said as he rolled his eyes.

, mom greeted after the mass as she came to the vesting table. “ Good morning madam. Happy Easter. How're you doing?” Nuel said, suspending taking off his remaining vestments. “ I'm doing great father. And happy Easter to you as well”, mom said, smiling so hard, more than usual, “ I reckon you don't me, do you?” “ Um………… not really”, Nuel said, chuckling so as to reduce the awkwardness of the whole situation, “ but I'm pretty sure your voice sounds familiar. Yes, I'm sure I've heard it somewhere”, he quickly added.