Funny Schools Novels & Stories

What was it with parents or family members not paying each other when they were working for them? I sighed, turning away from them towards the sound of laughter. Of course, the cheerleaders. Ok, I know how every movie portrays the cheerleaders to always hate the nerds. Yeah in my school, they just didn't care about anyone but themselves, oh except for the football guys. And while they weren't exactly mean they weren't the nicest either, they always fix make ups after each class. I mean this is school not a runway fashion house. They laughed again with their high-pitched voices, twirling this hair and raising their already short skirts higher. I turned away quickly before they decided to disc

I ruffled his hair. He slapped my hand away, “yeah right. What about you,” he looked at me, “anything interesting happening in your school?” I sighed, raising my shoulders and dropping them, “nothing much,” I was saying when I remembered what happened in the school, “can I tell you something funny,” I turned to him in amusement. “What is it?” He asked, a smile already playing on his lips. “The school rumored bad boy approached me today.” “Wow, that’s interesting,” he sat more comfortably on the couch, giving me his undivided attention, “what does he want?”

I blurted out cutting her sentence short. She blushed and hid her face, "umh... probably because I went to the school for smart kids here in Germany..." I ached my brows at her, "wait wait babe.. you guys have school for smart kids...? Does this mean you also haave school for dumb kids?" She laughed, 'don't put it like that... it's not school for dumb dumb kids, it's school for average kids.. you know.. okay and then school for dumb kids...' I laughed nodding my head, "yep school for dumb kids it is.. so tell me more about it..."

Patience asked while she was looking at my face. I can’t believe it’s the middle of our break already, and in a few weeks we will be back in school. It was our first time attending such an interesting school. “It was so interesting that I didn’t want to come back home.” Patience said to me, trying to update me on the fun they had during the show in their school as a form of their middle break, it’s a ritual that their school must perform every time they’re on break, and the kids were happy they took part this time around because they used to miss it back then.

I couldn't help but chuckle at how hard she tried to make those ass bounce but they refused. " What are you laughing at? " Tyler had to ask when he noticed I had been laughing so hard. I sat up properly and cleared my throat which came out funnily. " It's nothing " I replied and tho he wasn't satisfied with my answer, he nodded and we ate in silence for some minutes before Tyler broke the silence. " So, what school do you attend back at home? " Tyler asked, trying to start up a conversation. " Um.. HillsFord.. it's one of the biggest school back at home.. you might probably have never heard of it before " I reply but he shook his head.

He said that when high school was the most beautiful and full of memories, the romance of adolescence. Is that so, so we'll see what days will pass later. Of course every memory I will pour into my diary. "How about Sin, it's fun not at school today?" "It's normal Mom, got punished because of shoes, it's terrible not with slang." "Yes, the name is also Sin school, just wear standard shoes, except on Fridays or Saturdays, it's just free to wear shoes as you wish." "Hungry Mom, what do you cook?" "Chicken claw soup, fried tempeh and your favorite crackers."

“What’s with the act? Your rich backer probably ditched you already.” Just then, the auditorium speakers crackled to life. Lucas started to turn toward the stage. Then the heavy double doors burst open. The principal rushed onto the stage. He was drenched in sweat. He grabbed the microphone, his voice trembling with panic. “Emergency announcement! “Harrison Group has withdrawn every dollar of funding from this school! “Ms. Claire Harrison herself is on campus to investigate a bullying incident!” The auditorium fell utterly silent. Lucas’s speech slipped from his hand and fluttered to the floor.

Janet burst out laughing and so did Ada. "See balls oh." They mocked the girl. "You're annoying me, Crawl around the school." Busola gasped, resembling a fish. "Ada, you can watch her, abi?" The bell had already rung, which meant that the head girl had to line up the late comers.

This time, a few jocks and cheerleaders joined when the insults turned to their respective clubs. "You cheerleaders think you guys are so pretty. Guess what? You guys are the ugliest cheerleaders!" "You jocks need to go back to kindergarden, because you tackle each other so much that your IQ drops!" I cackled at that and clapped my hands in amusement. Waynard High always has the best fights! I can't seem to get enough of it. The student councils gave me a look and raised their eyebrows at me. "Hailey? Aren't you forgetting something?"

I wiggled my fingers to show I was serious and she started shouting confessions so fast I doubled over in laughter. “...Let’s see, I also drew pictures of dicks in class and ate handfuls of snow even though my instructors forbade it. I couldn’t help myself, It tasted better than the nasty water they gave us. Can I get up now...?” Vasha watched my hand lower in relief, but I snuck a poke to her ribcage. “Dicks? Of all things to draw, really detka?” “Bitch!” She yelped, and I made a big show of acting offended. Realizing her mistake, she apologized profusely and fought harder to get free, but I had a good hold on her wrists.