Funny Single Memes For Females Novels & Stories

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

Random T*****r users joined the frenzy, spouting memes and misinformation alike. Meanwhile, Flourish was watching the first notifications roll in on her phone. Her jaw tightened so sharply it hurt. “What the hell is going on?” she muttered, her voice tight, trembling with frustration. Emmy, hovered anxiously. “I… I don’t know. It just started. People are saying things about last night… about Xander, about me. What is wrong with people?” Flourish’s hands shook as she scrolled. The fake male account’s comments were relentless, each one targeted to humiliate and provoke. She slammed her phone onto the counter, barely holding herself back from throwing it. “This is bullshit!”

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

After changing back into her regular clothes, Scarlett scoured the internet for memes that were funny or relevant enough to share on her social media. It was a full-time job, taking up more of her time than homework, but somebody had to drudge through the sea of endless posts to pick out the gems. There were a lot of memes about men, due to the trending hashtag #notallmen. Scarlett steered clear, careful not to take a stance one way or another. She couldn't deal with people arguing on her posts. The only valid response was a laughter emoji.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

My friend looks at me questioningly. “Oh my God! You only have to look at him to know that he likes women of the Taylor Swift type, with long legs and a perfect face,” she answers. Lara makes a gesture that resembles the most famous Jackie Chan meme. She gets exasperated very easily. “What the hell are you saying? Who the hell are you and what did you do with my friend? Since when are you an insecure woman?” “It's not insecurity. I'm just realistic.” “Really silly,” she says. “You are a beautiful woman, with a unique personality. Fuck! That if I was single I would go after you, like an idiot.”

She said with a smile. I was helpless. I know if I wanted to hear those words from her mouth, I had to continue working hard. “Alright, I hung up then.” Ailina hung up the phone. Then she sent me a naughty expression of a little rabbit baring her teeth. I usually didn’t use Memes when using W******p. When I saw Ailina’s cute one, I didn’t know what to reply. So I found Jayden and asked him to get a few for me. As a result, the expression bags Jayden sent me were all very strange. All of them were silly with lines “Go to hell, Idiot”, “You go eat shit,” and “The other party didn’t want to talk to you and touch your tit.” Seeing this I almost went to beat him.

Then she blurts, “You’re… a lot.” I choke on air. She slaps a hand over her mouth, horrified at herself. “I mean— not like—well you are—oh my god, can we pretend I never said anything ever—” I can’t help it I laugh. It’s a real one. One that’s a startled, low, and warm. It loosens something in my chest. She peeks through her fingers. “I, uh… came up to show you memes,” she says. “About us.”

I already apologized for the PES stuff' '😏😏 The problem here is that you don't even know what you've done wrong' Eeh eeh. God save me. I chuckled to myself and uploaded her picture to the my w******p Status with my caption of LOML💝. She was the first person to view it and almost immediately she uploaded a picture of a lone girl on her status with the quote 'single girls are the happiest'on the picture. She wrote the caption 💯 on it. I just burst into laughter. *********** ~Jade~

There were cute, silly ones too, that I couldn't help but laugh out loud. “How did you come up with all of these words? Where did you find all of these memes?” I snorted, unable to keep my curiosity to myself. “On F******k of course.” She chuckled, laying her head on my chest. Together, we read through a lot of her posts, with her playfully explaining what some meant. “You should add me up on F******k, that way you can see my posts any time I make one,” she suggested. “I don’t have F******k. I can’t remember the last time I had one. I have I*******m though,” I explained with a shrug.