Novel & Cerita Funny Stories Cats

Reaching its top area I gently remove the cat's leg from the trap. " There you go," I said smiling and the cat jumped on the ground and ran away hurriedly. Now, I am feeling really happy after saving this poor soul. Now, I am going to get down from the tree when I slipped my leg somewhere and lost my balance. " Hayyy......Shiv.......Ji......." I screamed loudly and prepared myself to break my waist or my hands or my legs. I am going to be crippled very soon because my uncle and aunt won't treat me definitely.

I groaned, tapping my fist lightly, "Wwaah!" I heard a throaty laugh and I did not have to look up to know that it came from the devil himself. I glared at him from underneath my lashes, "Why are you laughing? I'm injured because of you!" "Well excuse me Ms. Who-punch-like-a-kitten, I wasn't the one who punched a person!" I scoffed out loud because I'm losing this argument, "A cat can't punch!" "Wanna bet?" Nope...? "Aaah!" I screeched again to change the topic.

Adrian drowned his face in her splayed hair and started saying. " Wanna hear a story, baby girl? Once an owner had a feisty cat. He loved her from the bottom of his heart but the ungrateful cat never understood him. One day she vanished into thin air. Boom! Nobody knew where she went. The owner had to teach her a lesson. He locked her in a solicited room and never let her out. The cat cried, and begged but could never convince her owner. In the dark, alone she has to spend the rest of her life.

she try to say something when someone come from behind . "CAT" he hoot in her ear and she jumped in her spot before turning with a flash of light. Her big bambi eyes look at them scared when the cat from basin get up and lick her arm. A loud scream with a barrel of laugh echoed in the room. She is continously screaming jumping on her spot making the cat closed her ears with her tiny paws . Finally when her throat give up she stop coughing a little. She look up only to find the two devils standing closing their ears and when she turn around the cat look at her with done expression. And now she know she got pranked.

Her professor was such a classic bitch. Shelby smiled weakly at her roommate's mumblings before she turned and left the room her cat got on her heels. First, she put on the coffee machine and then poured some milk in her cat's container immediately Frost pounced on it making Shelby laugh. " You are always hungry, " she teased her cat who didn't dignify her words with a response but concentrated on lapping up the milk in his bowl. Shelby left her cat to his breakfast while she went to the fridge to prepare hers. She opened it to see it all buy empty.

I pretended to whine and Kiara had to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing out loud, my smile widening at the sight. “Curiosity killed a donkey” “I’m pretty sure it was cat” “Why would curiosity kill a cat?” Kiara asked frowning. “Why would it be killing a donkey?” I asked raising an eyebrow. “How would I know? All I know is that cats are cute, especially kittens” she said dreamily and I found myself admiring her for what seemed like the thousandth time today, though it didn’t matter, I was enjoying every second of it.

I would be forever grateful. So i am gonna tell you guys something funny, i was in my kitchen and i was eating ice cream i didn't even noticed that beside me was a wild cat😂😂😂. I literally screamed 😂😂 and then my mom came and made the cat go away 😂😂😂 Biesss until next time -hani

I don't know what was funnier, the fact she was referring to Catherine as a real raccoon, or that she was telling the story with a straight face. “Is that so?” My father asked, giving me a curious look. “What happened?” I cleared my throat and continued the story. “The restaurant was near a forested area, and the staff did not notice the raccoon walking in. Luckily, no one got hurt.” “Yeah,” Ivy agreed, pressing her hand to her chest. “I was so shocked when I saw it that I threw my curry at it. It was much easier to tame after that.” I pressed my wrist against my lips, holding back more laughter. She sure had an active imagination. In my head, Catherine had morphed into a raccoon, and I was

She was doing much better, even likely to be discharged today. Kate rubbed her forehead with a groan. “I can't believe you. You just escaped near death, and you’re more eager to know about Rose’s expression?” “I'm a cat, remember?” Catherine said with a smirk. “I’ve got 9 lives”, throwing Kate a wink. Kate glared at her not buying her joke. “Not Funny, Cat”. “I'm fine, really”, Catherine said softly “So wipe that frown off your face”. Kate squeezed her face, faking a smile.

The cat leisurely jumped down from the fridge, actually snatched a potato off the floor, and sauntered calmly out the open back door. Silence. Then Kai said, in all seriousness: “That was the most self-confident cat I’ve ever seen.” Noah slowly closed his eyes. “I was manipulated by vegetables and a baseball bat at three in the morning.” Jonas nodded understandingly. “It happens to the best of us.” Someone started laughing again. Then everyone did. Amidst the potatoes, the exhaustion, and the sheer absurdity. And while the fat potato cat strolled through the night somewhere outside, I suddenly thought: