Funny Stories Cats Novels & Stories

I almost choked at the rhyme and couldn’t help but laugh. “What’s so funny?” my mom asked, returning from the bathroom. We both got quiet while she looked at us suspiciously. Tyler grinned and pulled out his phone. “Have you seen the videos of cats being scared of cucumbers?” “No, I haven’t,” my mom replied, looking at him curiously.

Jayden grinning "Something tells me that one day I will watch that embarrassing video of yours and we will both laugh at you" Janet pretending to cover her face out of embarrassment "That day won't come. Infact I will tell Tee to delete the video at once" "Now I am even more curious" The waiter pushed the food trolley in and served the first course. When he was done he pushed the trolley out to get ready for the second course. "Curiosity kills the cat" "Cats have nine lives you know" "The cats I know only have one" Jayden laughing "So sunshine, tell me apart from your parents who else is in your family?"

"Don't listen to these voices they are nothing" She turned to her husband father cat and said "These humans are so shameless, they even don't know how to control their voices. Hump!" With that the trio left from their

“I didn’t kill them.” “Yeah, well. Only time will tell. I wasn’t there.” I offer a fake smile. “Innocent until proven guilty.” He huffs. “Tell that to everyone else.” I take a few steps forward until I stand shoulder-to-shoulder with him. I pat his bicep. “That, I can definitely relate to. Did you hear the one where I supposedly skinned a bunch of cats, ate them, and made jackets out of their fur?” Elijah snorts a bitter-sounding laugh. “And then you make me out to be vicious. Absolutely scandalous. Poor cats.”

I didn’t even remember what dumb joke she’d been making when she saved herself in my contacts like that, but it still made me grin like an idiot every time it popped up. Her first message was a wall of text. Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): Sabia que gatos são mágicos? I read somewhere that cats can walk between worlds. Maybe Goose is secretly a rookie gato guiding you through your firefighter jungle. Don’t roll your eyes. I can feel you rolling them. 🙄 I snorted, shaking my head. Goose cracked one eye open as if even he knew she was talking about him. Another buzz. Then another.

"Only us, all the other animals was the same as the ones you watched in the TV, they cannot grow wings even if they practice million years." "Why are cats so special?" "How should I know? Do you know that curiosity kills the cat? " Joy stopped asking, she was worried that Baby would lose control any minute. Then Joy heard a sound brought by the wind. It seemed to come from ancient times, but it was also loud and clear:

"I'm kidding" "I don't crack sex jokes with minors" "I'll be eighteen in four months. Come on!" "Then crack it after four months" "Shut up, you guys!" I seethe, shooting a glare at both of them when they are occupying my bedroom like theirs. Eric is lying cross-legged on my bed. Kylee is stealing my snacks. My British shorthair cat Zoey is roaming cluelessly around me. "I'm getting crazy over here and you two—" I grunt. Zoey hovers onto my feet, trying to climb up through my leg as I grab her and put her on the cat tower. "Be a good girl. I'm already worried"

Reaching its top area I gently remove the cat's leg from the trap. " There you go," I said smiling and the cat jumped on the ground and ran away hurriedly. Now, I am feeling really happy after saving this poor soul. Now, I am going to get down from the tree when I slipped my leg somewhere and lost my balance. " Hayyy......Shiv.......Ji......." I screamed loudly and prepared myself to break my waist or my hands or my legs. I am going to be crippled very soon because my uncle and aunt won't treat me definitely.

I groaned, tapping my fist lightly, "Wwaah!" I heard a throaty laugh and I did not have to look up to know that it came from the devil himself. I glared at him from underneath my lashes, "Why are you laughing? I'm injured because of you!" "Well excuse me Ms. Who-punch-like-a-kitten, I wasn't the one who punched a person!" I scoffed out loud because I'm losing this argument, "A cat can't punch!" "Wanna bet?" Nope...? "Aaah!" I screeched again to change the topic.

Adrian drowned his face in her splayed hair and started saying. " Wanna hear a story, baby girl? Once an owner had a feisty cat. He loved her from the bottom of his heart but the ungrateful cat never understood him. One day she vanished into thin air. Boom! Nobody knew where she went. The owner had to teach her a lesson. He locked her in a solicited room and never let her out. The cat cried, and begged but could never convince her owner. In the dark, alone she has to spend the rest of her life.