Funny Supernatural Novels & Stories

said Jadden. "How pathetic!" added Will. "We supernatural beings are a freak of nature. We're not supposed to exist. Everything that has an oddity will have a loophole. For example, vampires, they live immortal but can't walk during the day. Werewolves, they are very strong but their temperament is very unstable. Witches can control all the elements in nature, but their souls are broken. However, the rulers of this realm are humans, creatures that don't have any supernatural powers but they have intelligent brains and more civilised souls. Humans are one of the loopholes for supernatural beings like us and I firmly believe I will definitely have that fateful loophole. I am the ultimate oddit

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.

She answered, making my eyebrows furrow as I was pretty troubled, and Pryce replied to her, “Not normal… such as...?” And the lesbian doctor, Andrea, pointed her flashlight upside down below her chin and spoke with an eerie, spooky voice, “Anything paranormal… Such as---” I cut her off since I found this activity fascinating when something silly suddenly popped into my head. “What? Vampires? Werewolves? Goblins? Oh, aliens? Fudge, I love to meet one! And zombies!”

Illac said. "One of Solana's betas managed to broke the spell," Lucas said looking at Illac who is walking behind them. Illac scoffed, he's got to admit, Solana's betas are something, where in the world did she found those? Only if a human can be turned into a fox. "Let us out!" "You fuckers! What am I doing here?!" "Let me out of this hell hole! "Fuck you!" "Bastards!" A variety of supernatural creatures were shouting, clanking steels to steels, and trying to break out from their cell. Thalia is a bit scared, this place is insane. She has never seen anything like it, so this the horrors inside the supernatural border?

Susannah said, moving ahead of Dave and Carson which got the two guys laughing, and instantly, the unknown figures vanished. " Wait, where did they go?". Susannah asked, looking everywhere. "Maybe they are ghosts". Dave said and laughed. "Come on, are ghosts real?". Carson replied to him with a question. "Are you fucking kidding me?. Beasts exist, werewolves exist and you're telling ghosts don't exist?". Dave replied to him hilariously. "Guys, I can sense Princess Diana's presence". Susannah said which made Dave and Carson move closer to her.

“Beware the white man and Makunde. Beware the gods of money and demonic wealth." As everyone pondered what he meant, he laughed like the mad man he was. He flung his shoes off his feet and began to dance to the beat of the evil spirits in his head. **A mad man that enters the market place can never be cured. **

I asked in the most innocent voice I could muster. The soldier in front of me spoke over his shoulder in a hushed tone so that his superiors couldn’t hear. “We’re hunting supernaturals,” he said. “I’m sorry,” I said, meekly. “Do you mean like Superman and Batman? They’re real?” “Where are you from, girl?” the soldier laughed. He was joined by a few others who were close enough to hear. “I wasn’t trying to be funny. I just don’t understand what you mean by supernatural,” I said with a hurt tone.

"Stop making fun of me already, will you?" "Whatever makes you think I'm doing that?" "Everything! You all are! I'm not an idiot. And this prank isn't funny anymore. So quit it already." She was getting agitated now. That was better than the hysterical laughter, but only marginally. "It's not a prank, Ivy. It's the truth." Ivy shook her head, not ready to believe me. "No, it's not. Supernatural creatures exist only in shows and movies, everyone knows that. You're not going to fool me."

He replied. " That is huge, this still feels like a movie to me. These things only happen in movies." I muttered. "Movies tell real-life stories in humorous ways. Yours is to find it." He replied, " Do you need another?" He asked and I shook my head. " Are there other things that seem unreal to you in movies?" I scoffed, " Like supernaturals, vampires, werewolves, witches, elves and the rest. Total balderdash." I chuckled and stopped laughing when I saw his countenance.

She declared with a smile positively. “The thing is supernaturals are real”. He paused a bit to see her reaction, probably to see her go crazy or hysterical or probably laugh to his face and call him crazy but surprisingly, none of that came. “The powerful races supernatural world consists of Werewolves, vampires, witches and demons. But the weaker races consists of Sirens, banshees, faes, fairys, mermaids and even elves.” She nods.