Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

"Memorizing them in advance is pretty clever. Otherwise, if they messed up on the opening night, not only would Jessica chase them out, but the boss would also make them leave." "They might not be forced to leave tonight, but they'll have to leave sooner or later. Do you guys think this joke of a play can compete with Jessica's serious plays?" As they exchanged these mocking comments, the audience burst into applause. They then sneered and left. On the stage, Charlotte and her fellow actors bowed hand in hand. When they stood up straight again, a little girl ran to the front of the stage, tiptoed, and placed a small flower basket on the stage.

Though I do make mistake from time to time, since I'm still human, I still try my best to do things right. "Hm.. Your face is pretty." He said out of the blue. "The quack! Just shut up and eat your meal!" I hissed like a cat. "Haha, okay." He giggled After having lunch with Caspian, we decided to watch a theatre show about 'Rome and Juliet'. It was the classic tragic love story which makes me cry after reading or watching it. My dear friend teased me that I was too sensitive and easily affected. I was flustered and slapped his back. Imperial family or not, don't tease me!

“Sigh. Well, if death isn’t what you’re scared of, then I guess I won’t kill you. Death is only a satisfactory threat for cowards, because they at least die many times before their death.” Saul had almost no inkling what Javier meant. “F*ck my life. I just had to be captured by some jobless Shakespeare major. Just kill me or torture me or whatever, I beg of thee! Don’t make me go to sleep so soon after your recital!” Saul moaned. “Though if you really wanna perform, try moaning and squealing and screaming like b*tches when they’re horny and getting f*cked by my rock-hard d*ck. I sure love me the chorus of women orgasming—now that’s f*cking poetry! Haha, ‘f*cking’ poetry, get it?!”