Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

The initial reaction was one of surprise, followed by a wave of laughter that rippled through the crowd like a contagious bout of mirth. The taunts and jeers resounded, echoing through the air as spectators found amusement in my seemingly defenseless state. Amidst the amused chatter, a voice rang out, mocking my lack of weaponry with a tone of disdain. "He's so poor that he couldn't even afford a weapon!" The words only fueled the laughter that erupted from all corners of the arena, drowning out everything else.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

I joked in Shakespearean language and a few of them giggled while Frederik stopped himself from giving me a stink eye. It was going to be a long day.

Theo whispered as his he pause for the punch line “….die of jealousy, literally.” It made both of them laugh as they held it cause everyone has eyes on them and they stop as Cath nudged Theo to stop since it maybe embarrassing to be laughing at someone that died and six feet under and its is very disrespectful to Ruelle that she may hear it wherever she is.

When I did realise what he had attempted to say I felt laughter bubble inside me and grinned at him. "Hostess not Princess." I said pulling a straight face with much effort. "Ah well" he shrugged "As Shakespeare said "What's in a word?" I could not help the giggle that escaped me. He really is incorrigible. "Shakespeare never said that! 'What's in a name'!" He gave me a goofy grin "He did?" Laughing at him I removed my hand from his grip and ignoring his command to stop moved towards the small group that was already on the deck now.

Just… lightness. Inside, the theater smelled of buttered popcorn and caramel sweets. We found seats near the middle, and as the lights dimmed, I felt the baby give a tiny kick, almost as if joining in on the fun. Ellen nudged me gently when the male lead did something clumsy and charming, and we both laughed quietly. I was glad I agreed to come with her. When the credits rolled, Ellen turned to me, her eyes twinkling. “See? Didn’t I tell you? Laughter heals.”

“Of course. I once farted on stage during a Shakespeare play. Live audience. Full cast. Mics on.” I gasp. “You did not.” “Hamlet never recovered.” I break. Full-on wheeze-laugh. Heads turn and one old woman places her hand on her heart as if a person laughing is the most outrageous thing she has ever heard. I try to calm down, but the deadpan look on Dante’s face only makes everything a hundred times funnier. “I’m sorry...” I’m trying so hard not to smile. “I’m just...give me a minute.”

“Oh, the drama. Acting isn’t for you—you’re more of a star!” They both laughed at Chelle’s joke.

"So speaking about couches the other day I read an interesting article—" "Come on, move to something funny, not this crap to try and win over a dumped fat bitch," shouted, a woman from the audience." The vibrant atmosphere became dead-silent with a few murmurs of disapproving voices travelling through the air of the theatre. Dread hit my stomach, followed by a wave of embarrassment. Although her words stung, I was not going to let a stranger ruin my evening, but once the woman was revealed on the screen, I became numb—it was Amber.

Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.