Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Theo was lively and easy-going, I lost count of how many times he cracked me up and made me laugh out loud. “I wonder how king Kael’s reaction would be if he finds out you’re attending a tea party and cracking jokes with the queen and not performing your assigned duty.” “Am I?” he gasped playfully. “I know the queen isn’t a tattler, so I’m safe right?” “Who knows? Never judge a book by it’s cover.” I wiggled my eyebrows.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

But his theatrical pantomiming won me over once more. When he finished, gulping pear juice between lively impressions of glowering generals, I wiped tears of laughter from my eyes. "Well, I'd avoid further stunts once you're back on your feet. Not all commanders appreciate irreverence." My smile turned melancholy at bittersweet memories.

"Do you know why they are all laughing?" Arthur inquired because he finds nothing amusing. He sees no obvious reason why everyone is laughing while he is left in the dark. "YOU WILL BE HELL OF A THIEF FOR STEALING MY HEART FROM ACROSS THE ROAD." The man who had just approached the lady uttered from the movie theater screen. The entire audience burst out laughing once more, but Arthur did not. To him, the joke fell flat.

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

Charlie laughed and said, “It does not matter. Your performance will not be affected even if you drink more.” Quinn stuck her tongue out. “The performance tonight is so important, so I do not dare to make any mistakes. If I were to drink too much and cause a scene or make a joke out of myself on stage, that would not matter too much to me. However, the main point is that everything will be finished if I were to ruin the performance tonight.” Charlie patted his chest as he assured her, “Nana, trust me and drink as much as you want to. As long as I am here, I’ll never allow your performance to be affected in any way.”

“Dying should come with a disclaimer. deaths only solve part of the problem or the cause of the problem; the things they stir still remain.” My bitter laugh echoes in the space before tears flood my eyes. I can no longer disguise my hostility with laughter and crude jokes. With a quick sniffle, I continue before I lose my nerve. “So, couple of questions…you know, since you have time on your hands now and, let us face it, the rigour mortis has set in, so…can’t really hit me as good as you used to, can you?” A chuckle leaves me. Goddamn, why is my audience a bunch of dead people?

James’ laughter obviously ruined the play, but when he realized that Ronny did not end the shooting there, his cheeks bulged, and he restrained his expression. ‘But what should I say next?!’ He actually forgot his lines. Seeing that James did not utter his lines, the other party guessed that he had forgotten his lines, so he improvised. “Have you gone dumb?” As soon as Ronny ended the shooting, the two actors lay on the interrogation table and started laughing. “Is it funny to forget the lines?” Ronny reprimanded them instantly. The two stopped joking immediately. “Let’s go again.” The scene did not make it through Ronny’s demand for perfection until the end of the second attempt.