Funny Theatre Quotes Novels & Stories

I grabbed Arthur’s arm. I had to wait a moment until some of the catering staff went back to the kitchen. My palm tingled with how good it felt, resting on top of the soft material of Arthur’s expensive suit jacket. When there was no staff close by, I said. “I don’t get it. How did you manage that so smoothly?” “I’m great with people. I have amazing acting skills,” Arthur said. “Oh?” Arthur continued solemnly. “You know what Shakespeare said, ‘All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players’.”

I ask, as if I don’t understand. "Some parents love their kids… you definitely wouldn't understand," Rahul blurts out as if he's been waiting all this time to throw my own words in my face. I just roll my eyes. "Nah, it just sounds creepy. Besides, how can you have a hot daughter and not notice she's hot?" "That's enough," Theo snaps at me, "You're going too far with your joke and it's damn annoying. Keep your sick thoughts to yourself." I roll my eyes again. He’s so boring.

He held her hands, rubbing her fingers with his thumbs. Lee stared at him, amused. She couldn’t believe it, and he looked so sure of himself. Billy and Joe were standing close behind them, paying more attention now than before. “Is this some sort of joke? Because I’ll tell you right now, give up, you can never be a comedian, unless you want to be a clown, which you already are!” Ann yelled. Lee could hear a chuckle behind her. I’m glad they are finding this funny. “Shut up, witch! I was talking to Lee.”

I walked down the aisle towards the middle row seats which were nearly occupied, lifting my gown a bit and my ankles beginning to hurt due to the tight heels that I had worn for the first time in three years. “Mum…if it's some romantic play then I am out of here,” grumbled James, adjusting his bowtie irritatingly, as we took our seats, which felt more comfortable than the cliché cinema hall seats. “James,” called mum, giving him the look, to which his expression changed and took the form appropriate for a beloved friend's deathbed. “It's a satire by famous playwright ‘Oscar Wilde', called ‘The Importance of Being Earnest'. Your father and I, are not eccentric fools to take you, people somewh

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

I joked as August pouted. “All work without play makes jack a dull boy.” “Fun without limits leaves you a happy smile and broken bones.” August sat up and gasped dramatically as I laughed and flicked his nose. “Child.” I said. “Mother.” He returned. “Puppy.” “Kitten.” “Jester.” “Shakespeare.” He said as we stared into each other’s eyes before we broke into laughter. My eyes weakly opened slowly before closing once again. The feeling of someone’s hand touching mine had my fingers twitch a little before distorted voices disturbed the balance in my body.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

Note the sarcasm. “ Why are you asking ? Aren't you supposed to know why you are here ? Do you have amnesia ? ” clicking my tongue, I said, “ Uh, that's so bad.” The others stifled their laugh but Isabella was generous to laugh out loud. They all gave her confused stares as if they did not find it funny. “ She called you a bitch whereas she is the bitch and you indirectly told her, I mean is it not funny ?” She looked at everybody before facing down. “ Oh, I guess it is not funny. I should stop talking now.”

A funny quote ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ 𝟧 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 "ELLA! COME DOWN HERE YOU EVIL MOUSE!" I yelled, looking towards the stairs. I heard giggling. "I am going to kill you! You embarrassed me!" I hissed. "Sorry! I had too!" She replied, still giggling like a kid. * * *

"Who would be so idle?" "I don't know," Ethel replied with an ironic tone, her lips arched mischievously. "I really have no idea." "So funny," Audra responded with a hint of irony. "Why haven't they hired you as a court jester yet, huh?" He arched one eyebrow as he approached her shoulder, almost lightly pushing her. "Your humor would be so memorable it would go down in history."