Funny Things To Say On Yolo Novels & Stories

Just yay. Lucky. Freaking. Me.

This boys might be a shit ton similar to me but it was hard for him to keep up with the youngster slangs. "Well I said "yo" last time and you rejected that too." He said exasperated. I chuckled at how irritated he got, it was cute. "Just say hi Jody, hi is the new sup" I said and put a hand on his shoulder as he sighed. "I'm going to say whatever I want and you can't do anything about it cause hashtag love yourself" He said smirking. I just smiled at his antics and how cringy he could be sometimes.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

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Jax muttered. The bus hit a pothole. Everyone bounced. Phones flew. Someone yelped. I went back to my texts. Xiabao: “So. Best friends now?” Me: “Don’t push it.” Xiabao: “ Lmao.” Me: “Great. My life was missing one more chaotic gay.” Xiabao: “Chaotic? Look who’s talking, miss fake mustache and glue hands.” Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.”

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“Oh man, burning poop!” “No, shit!” “Yes shit, dog shit.” “This is gonna be funny as hell.” “All we gotta do is get a stick, put dog poop in the bag. We close up the bag and pour a little lighter fluid on it, and light it. Then we ring the doorbell and run like hell.”

“Besides… I don’t drink.” “Shame! But you are eighteen, aren’t you, love?” “Yes. Yes, I am.” “That’s good to hear! You’ve been working really hard. Have you not any interest to party and enjoy life? What’s that word that you guys call-- the uhh… yo--” “Yolo?” Serra uttered and Eli made a loud yes making them both laugh. “That isn’t in my vocabulary as of the moment. I am saving for something.” “Are you trying to leave this town? How much have you saved so far, love?”

Ode-fool Oponu-stupid Shey-its like a Yoruba slang used in place of right? Abeg-please Over 2000 words. I finally did it!! Our daddy's Princess for don lost today. I'm also not really good at remembering my way. Would you ever use your break to help someone? Ehh, I'll buy food on the way oo. It's not me that said you should get lost. See you next update 😘😘 Much love ❤❤and spaghetti 🍜🍜