Funny Things To Say On Yolo Novels & Stories

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

"Hey bro, don't tell me your big ass man is crying." "I am going to give your big ass man a slap for just saying that. How are you doing Matty?" "Bro, before I even begin, how is it down there?" "Loving it, every moment, just enjoying it." "Ya, it is only your sick ass that would say war is fun." I only but burst out in laughter to what is possibly very much the truth, but the real truth, "We are here to make a difference, that is all that counts. And you might as well enjoy doing it while you can."

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

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The guy whined in response and said, "Dear Sashi, today is a very important day for me. Do you have to burst my happy bubble by bring so strict and cruel with me. Will it kill you to smile once in a while?" he said pouting which made Yoonji giggle. ‘This guy is funny and actually have a sense of humour. Not to mention some guts too’ Yoonji thought as she observed Sashi glaring at him for his informal speech.