Funny Things To Say On Yolo Novels & Stories

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

*** " oh geez would we ever stop learning" "Oh I don't know uwana, there is a saying that goes, you live you learn " "Ooooh look at me I'm hazel I love learning Meh meh meh... That's how you sound." "Ugh really Uwana, I do not sound like that! " "Whatever you say Hazy all this learning is making me hungry. come on it's almost lunchtime " "Yeah"

(with a crying meme attached) “All the love and money seem to go to the people who already have it.” “If you can’t fit into the circle, don’t force it. Sincerely, my phone.” “In my next life, I’d like this kind of story too.” “The turning point in life is amniotic fluid.” “This is what real cyberbullying looks like!” “Miss, do you need a loyal dog?” “Oh my god, she’s stunning. What a goddess! I need to have a word with the creator.”

While the kids are busy watching videos from my old phone. They would sometimes look at me and then Ziv, or they would ask what is fuck? Damn it? And shit! The boys would stop and look at me, waiting for my answer. I lied telling that fuck means hello, damn it means forgive me and shit means thank you. The boys laughed with my answers that's why the other costumers end up looking at our table.

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

“Yeah, like your old buddy, Jocelyn, who's true love is nextdoor and, as a matter of fact, goes for dates every single day in her dream world, a.k.a hashtag fiction!” Still crying, Amanda was like, “Ah-ha-ha-ha!” to “Mu-ha-ha-hah!” then, “Gosh, that is so funny. . . I mean, sorry I'm laughing!” “I'm really happy I have a psycho for a bestie,” said Joce, rolling her eyes which only seemed to have fuelled the former's laughter. “Get a grip, girl! I'm starving, by the way, mind a meal?” “Bills on you, then!”

I said. He laughed funny and look at me like there was nothing good in his mind but a dirty thing. Gosh, Yul! "Yeah, I'll just wait 'til you're ready to f*ck." We both laughed. We're doing dirty talks despite the fact that I'm experiencing pain right now, and we're facing issues. Well, why not? It's not the reason to stop being happy at least once. Life is too short to dwell in a bad situation alone. It'll never solve the problem either.

I am so sorry. -Randy, please, I need this job! Mine wins on the fifth and I won’t be able to pay without working. And if you open my refrigerator only has jam and bread. Please, I’m sure we can find a solution. -Honey, I already found a solution, you’re fired! I’m sorry for your problems, but I think you should be more responsible in how you manage your savings, maybe then when unforeseen events happen, you wouldn’t be so desperate. -Fuck you, Randy, I know what I should do with my money.

He is serious as fuck, and from what the mortal world slang would say, ‘Kill joy! Kill joy of all things. He doesn’t have fun with life. Well, I hope he’s enjoying himself right now because he was laughing. His husky voice makes me shudder, ringing in my senses. It was… heaven to my ears. I don’t know why but it is what it is.

“Now it's time for some real f***ing fun.” Oh My God!