Funny Things To Say To People 소설 & 이야기

I want her here every morning, making me coffee while I cook her eggs. I want to watch those gold-flecked eyes peeking over the top of her mug as she tells me something brilliant. I want to earn that easy smile by saying something humorous. Record scratch, I'm not funny guy. I never say anything humorous except I had in the Elevator. I'd made her laugh then, Around her I turn into someone else. Someone better, You're not the bad guy.

She laughed slightly. "The truth is, I'm kind of tired of making others laugh. I like it when people laugh and I enjoy hearing their voices. I guess I should say, I like seeing them happy. Of course, it doesn't hurt that I'm good looking. I know that I'm not particularly beautiful, but that doesn't seem to stop people from appreciating me."

"I've had a terrible day..." "Ooff, don't tell me about it." I laugh, and a smile glitters over my lips. "Alright, I won't." "I'm just kidding. If you have a problem, you can talk to me. People say I'm a good listener—you can be the judge."

she asked after realising that I wasn't going to say anything. “Now you go get some sleep, and I go back to work.” “And after that?” “Then you wake up and eat some food, in fact, do it now. Eat something before you go to sleep.” “Do you know that you give a lot of orders?” “And you do a lot of talking back.” “Because you're so stiff all the time. Someone has to lighten up the mood.” “And is that supposed to be funny?” “It can be if you want.” “Do you see me laughing?”

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

“I know you always say my name when you don’t have a witty remark ready.” “Shut it.” “See?” “This is about you.” I tried to emphasize with my animated hand gestures. “Let’s focus on your fuck ups for once. I’m tired of talking about how fucked up my life is. In more ways than one and yes — pun and fun intended.” “I’d rather focus on something else.” “Like the size of Timothy’s penis?” “YAEL!” “Sorry.”

“What can I get you? "Thank you, may I have a cup of coffee, a little milk with no sugar, and one plate of burgers please" the customer said as he took his seat. I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I heard him mention burgers and coffee He looked at me with a confused expression and asked, "What's so funny?" I quickly apologized, saying, "I'm so sorry, please forgive my manners. It's just that I had told my friend earlier that people don't usually have burgers with coffee. I guess I was wrong." I tried my best to hold in my laughter.

age is a pig-killing knife, the corners of your eyes, the corners of my eyes, all already have wrinkles. "Yes, remember when we were young, unrestrained laughter, now laugh also dare not so unrestrained laugh ...... "The two people joked, the atmosphere is very light, "line, I'm leaving, you have a good rest. " "I'll send you to the elevator entrance." "So polite? It's not like we're meeting in life and death."

Things are gonna be fun. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Every Time you'll meet her you will see her laughing, smiling or telling her jokes. She has a cheerful and bubbly personality. I love people like her. They can make anyone comfortable around them in a minute without you even trying. "Hey beautiful" I said with a big smile while going towards her. "Hehe me and beautiful!? Suits well" she said laughing. Well one thing about her she is also full of herself not in a bad way but rather a good one. "Of course, no doubt," I said, agreeing to her. "Anyways, where's that annoying old lady?" she asked, referring the 'old annoying lady' to my mother.