Funny Threats To Say Novels & Stories

"Do you know I got another threat in the early hours of this morning?" Ethan took in a deep breath and exhaled slowly. With a quiet but firm voice, he said, "those threats won't stop coming in." He paused and lifted his eyes to meet Maya's face, whose expression was bewildered, and her eyes had a mixture of unspoken words and confusion. He continued calmly, "not just today, nor tomorrow, nor a few days from now; the threats won't stop, but they will keep coming in. So, just to safe guard your life, I will advise you to leave now."

“That’s a shame, because I’m very good at them. I’m sure you have a threat you’d at least like to get off your chest?” I exhale slowly through my nose. “Listen to me, and listen well. I don’t trust you. I don’t like you. And if you so much as look at Hilda the wrong way, I’ll remove the organ that seems to rule you and feed it to the crows.” He blinks. Then, absurdly, he grins. “Well, now. That’s the most creative threat I’ve had in years. I might even be flattered that you think I’m a threat.”

" This made my blood boil in anger, he dared to say that when they were the parasites bringing the company down, oh how much fun I would enjoy dealing with them over and over again. "I just transferred to you all your money, I can see you're still in my house eating my food with your leg on my couch and taking my drinks, so please do me a favour and get your ass out of my place before I get there and drag you out by your hair. Trust me, there won't be anything gentle about it." I said threatening in a calm voice. I looked alot frightening when I threatened someone in a calm voice, you would literally feel chills run down your spine if I wanted to.

"You'll do as I say, angel. Or I swear, I'll put you on my bad side." Fottuto pezo di merda! He looked back at the road. "So, every time I do something you do not approve of, you'll threaten me with your "bad side"," I made air quotes. He ran his tongue across his bottom teeth. He's pissed. "Darling, stop talking."

The genuine response of a man who has just heard something that was intended to be devastating and has recognised, beneath the intended devastation, something that was almost funny in the specific way that impotent threats were funny when they were aimed at a target the shooter had fundamentally misread. The laugh lasted three seconds. Then I let it go. "You can't get within a mile of Rachel," I said, "before James burns you to the ground. You know who my father is. You know what he does to people who threaten what he loves. And Rachel is at the top of that list." I held his gaze. "So try it. Make that move. See how that goes for you." The General's smile did not waver. Which should have tol

“If you do, I’ll enjoy reddening your ass.” The threat shouldn’t melt my insides and put a smile on my face, but it did.

His face reminded me of Homer Simpson. I shook my head. ‘Yeah, the threats are usual things in the business world but are mostly threats. Empty threats. My competitors wouldn’t dare pull a fast one on me because they know it will be bad for them.’ Homer Simpson’s fellow replied. ‘Right, Mr. Kyle. In our line of business, we’ve seen empty threats turn into murder cases, so if you have anything to help us with the investigation, please let us know.’

he paused for a moment before continuing, "What if I told you I was taking you somewhere else where others can't find you, in other words, kidnapping you?" I pointed at the fuel metre saying, "You need some gas. Fill it up first." and continued looking outside and said, "And, before making any move, don't forget that I was an underling in the past. Apart from stealing, I am good at making people scream in pain too. So don't fuck with me, ok?" "Did you just threaten me?" I could see a smirk forming on his face as he replied. "If so then, yes. Yes I did. Is there a rule that you're the only one who can threaten others?"

I mocked. “That’s such a shame. You will end up being killed by the chaos that you have decided to create,” I threatened him. He shook his hands out dramatically, “Oh, I’m so scared,” He let out another mocking laugh. “Keep your threats to yourself and start memorizing your last prayers. If you don’t do what I have asked of you in the next seven days, I will make sure you do not come out of all these alive,” He threatened, before finally turning to leave.

“Valerie is going to make our lives hell.” I snorted a laugh. “That’s an understatement.” “She’s the least of our worries.” “Then tell me about these threats, so I’d know how to prepare when they come.” He lifted his head to look at me. “Just like that? It doesn’t bother you?”