Funny Valentines Napkin Speech Novels & Stories

Justin said. "Stop making me cringe," Valerie said poking Justin. "Sorry, my Lady" Justin said in a British accent. "What's with this attitude?" Valerie asked. "Why? don't you like it?" Justin asked. "I do but it's hilarious," Valerie said. "This is me doing my best for you" Justin teased. Valerie was speechless and didn't know what to say but smile. "You know what?" Justin asked. "What?" Valerie whispered. "The butterflies I feel in my stomach when I'm with you makes me know how much I love you," Justin said.

She said Applause and cheers can be heard, everyone was excited. "What a wonderful and heartwarming speech from our birthday girl... It's time to dance everyone, if you will, please grab your partners and come to the dance floor." The emcee said "Sweetie, I better go make it up to our birthday girl or I won't hear the end of this." Ryan said Valentina chuckled and said "Go on, she needs you." Ryan pecked her and walked towards Sophie, extended his hands and said

Their quenching anger would soon spread to an all out flame that would consume everything should anyone lead any further hands-on attempt at Valentine again. Valentine then pulled his hand from Martin’s hold, in a forceful sense after which he massaged it to ease the minute pain that might’ve surfaced in those few seconds. “You are naive, May.” Valentine began. “And your heart is in the right place. But you must be down right stupid” He added. There were all at a loss for words as to what could have warranted they be awarded a speech.

I asked, sniffing and wiping my nostrils as I raised my head. "What loud sound?", He asked, his brows arching. I tilted my head, my narrowed eyes analysing the confusion on his face. Did he really not hear it?. "Yes, I didn't". He replied. Looking at me like I suddenly have two heads. I didn't even realize I said my thought out loud. I splayed my hand on my face and sigh deeply. "I am sorry. "I didn't know I said that out loud. "It's fine". He said, then he plants soft kisses on my temple as he gently squeezed my fingers. "I planned something for us, tonight and I was about setting the table for dinner before you know.... "

Valentine snapped quietly. “You’re sweating,” Conrad replied. Nadia laughed softly. Finally Griffin stepped forward. “Alpha. Luna.” He looked briefly at Valentine before continuing. “We wanted your blessing.” Valentine immediately looked embarrassed. Conrad smirked wider instantly. “For what?” Valentine muttered under his breath, “We’re getting married.” Nancy squealed loudly from across the room before anyone else could react. “You’re WHAT?!” The entire hall burst into laughter instantly. Conrad actually laughed openly too. Nadia immediately walked toward Valentine smiling brightly.

I'm at a royal dinner with devils, planning my next orgasm instead of my next escape. Life was insane. Valentino stood, dragging his chair back with a screech. “Ladies, gentlemen, demons… see you in bed.” He winked at me. I rolled my eyes. “Disgusting. “Flattered, he shot back blowing a kiss and standing. “I’ll send them up when I’m done fucking the soul out of them, already unbuttoning his shirt like a walking sex crime.” He walked out laughing, tossing a grape in the air and catching it with his teeth like some Roman whore king.

“Are you ready to make a brief statement to our guests as a couple? I’ll do all the talking if you’d like.” “Yes, my hubby,” I advised. “Ok, my wifey,” Nathan responded. We walked up to the podium. “Hi, Everyone, my wife,” Nathan paused and smiled at me, “and I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for coming tonight. I know it was short notice and on a holiday, but all of you being here means the world to us. Tomorrow, since it’s Christmas, we have arranged a Christmas lunch for everyone in the ballroom. Now, let’s enjoy the evening and have a great time.”

Alexander, with his face beaming with happiness, took his glass and stood up to make a speech. "Excuse me, but I just want to say how happy I am for you all to be here tonight because it will be extremely memorable for everyone. I just want to turn my attention to my beautiful mate, the wonderfully amazing Valentina and how she truly has made me happy. At first my life was dull as I searched for my mate, and as time began to pass, I started to think that I would never find my destined mate again. I had begun to lose hope but the moon goddess is a generous soul who would never leaves us in our times of need," he announced to everyone, turning to face each and everyone of them without looking

“Aww, sorry.” “That’s okay. I stayed away from TV and my phone the whole day so I didn’t remember,” I said, smiling at the two. “Enjoy your date. I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day!” And since I was too lazy to stand, they had to come over to kiss me before they left. And then, Anna and I did the stare game, something that happened whenever there were dirty dishes that needed washing. “I’m recovering from an illness.” “And I just got beaten up.”

It was just a great excuse to dress up all fancy. My dad gave a speech about how much of an amazing friend Roman was, a couple of important people from the company made some speeches, and then Roman himself made one; ‘I just want to thank everyone for coming and celebrating another year of my life’. Everyone did the ‘’chuckle’’ you know the one that you're meant to do even if the joke isn’t fun. ‘I have all my family and friends, work and personal all here with me, and it means a lot’. Everyone Awww’ed this time, it was genuine. ‘..and there is one very important person here tonight, I’m not going to say her name because you don’t need to know it-’ Everyone laughed again, including the pair