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Fell In Love With My Roomy

Fell In Love With My Roomy

I hurry over, and he picks me up, giving me a quick spin. "Happy Valentine's Day!" I whisper with a quiet laugh, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "Happy Valentine's Day," he answers, looking pleased. He gives me a quick kiss and then sets me back on my feet. "You're gorgeous," he insists, and I feel a giggle escape my throat. "I didn't know you had this planned." "It was a spur-of-the-moment surprise," I shrug. "I hope that's okay." "Sure, baby, it's great," he shrugs. "I thought about bringing you to dinner—"
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The Temporary Husband

The Temporary Husband

“The Valentines right! I recognized you! Your pictures were everywhere, and I could not believe it when I saw your boat pass by this afternoon, we were going to come over and say hi, and then you guys played in the water, and it was so cute!” I blush. Someone say that?! And thought we were playing?? How? Ivan though, master of handling situations, chuckles. “It’s wonderful you came to say hello now.” Harper goes off on all the things she loved about the Valentines, she shows off her Valentine dress, jewelry and swears she’s using mom’s make up. Ivan knows what to say, and handles the conversation well on his own. And I utilize this opportunity to stay at the very back, willing myself to be a
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Probably His Wife

Probably His Wife

She scoffed. “Does that scoff mean ‘no’?” he pushed his usual tone in a higher pitch, trying to make himself sound pitiful. She smiled. “Yeah… I love you.” “I love you too, Valentine.” He brought his burger up then said, “a toast!” “Why are we even toasting with burgers?” she chortled as she lifted her hand and made her burger a few inches away from his. “A toast.” “For our love,” William finished. “I never knew you could be so silly, William.” Valentine shook her head then they clashed their burgers gently together.
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An Odyssey

An Odyssey

I mean, all I have to do is show my love to her. Red tulips! The image of her nose buried in the tulips appeared in my mind. The way she laughed. “What are you smiling about?” asked Livy. “Nothing” “It seems to me you were thinking of someone” she nudged my shoulder. “Did you get her something?” “Why should I?” I said arrogantly. Somebody slapped the back of my head. “What the hell?’ “Because, you dumb shit, it’s valentine’s day” Duke said as a matter of fact.
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Human, You Are Delicious

Human, You Are Delicious

I thought we made up last time. Was she doing this to get back at me? "Hey, listen, I'm sorry for the lies. It wasn't my intention to say those things to you in the first place. Vicky, you know I love you, and I simply can't leave you now. You've filled my heart to the brim. How do you expect me to fall in love with Osip? A marriage between us would be ridiculous, wouldn't it?" To be honest, I was really not good at making girls laugh. I'd seen many bloggers say that giving gifts was the best way to go and that girls couldn't resist exquisite gifts.
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Back To You

Back To You

His hand tightened on my waist, I smiled feeling content at the sound of his laughter. "One question Caden" I said feeling sleepy. I was drifting asleep, but Caden's firm hand on my waist jolted me awake. "Ask" And I did "Would. . Would you love me if I was a cockroach?" I fell asleep to the sound of his laughter. __ Xavier's word keep replaying in my head, and I do everything to forget it. "I'll like flowers" I say to the woman, because it's valentine's day and also Vanilla's birthday
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THE CEO PLUS-SIZE EX-WIFE

THE CEO PLUS-SIZE EX-WIFE

He gently dabbed at her cheeks with his handkerchief, teasing, "Why are you crying? Look at your face; you've ruined it. Sigh! I was expecting to marry the most beautiful woman in the world." With a wistful sigh, Valentine glanced heavenward as though mourning a profound loss. A smile broke through Andrea's tears, and her eyes sparkled with joy as she met his gaze. "I knew you would never leave me," she said, wrapping her arms around him. The priest cleared his throat pointedly, reminding them of the ceremony at hand. "Sorry, she's missed me so much that she can't help herself," Valentine quipped, addressing the assembly. "You'd better get used to seeing us like this, displaying our affectio
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THE ALPHA'S REGRET

THE ALPHA'S REGRET

he called over his shoulder, ducking as Carmen swung her shoe at him. "Explain? EXPLAIN?" Carmen's voice rose to a shriek. "You drugged me! And put me on a plane without my consent! How dare you?!” "But It’s a surprise!” Liam protested, weaving around seats and then suddenly stopped shouting, “ Happy Valentine.” With his arm stretch out. Carmen skidded to a stop, breathing hard, her brow furrowing as she hissed through gritted teeth, “It’s November, you idiot.” “Is it?” he blinked. Then suddenly smiled again, "But still, it didn't matter. Valentine can be celebrated at anytime….”
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Fake dating my bestie's dad for Valentine

Fake dating my bestie's dad for Valentine

"I'm saying this because everyone knows he doesn't offer legal covering to most companies. And honestly, we don't have the money to pay for it." The omega went still, her back arched at an odd angle, for sure her spine was broken. The alpha didn't. I leaned forward. Hmm, that's an interesting effect. "You don't need money when you have me. My birthday is coming up, I'll ask him then. He'll do it for me, trust me." "Ah, valentine's day," I flashed Leonard a smile. "You remembered." He rolled his eyes. And goodness, did he look so sassy doing it. "Please, how could I forget? By the way, you owe me a thousand dollars. I accept cash only."
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My Stepson;My Lover

My Stepson;My Lover

she asked and the light turned on. Her eyes widened when she saw how decorated the living room was. She looked at me in confusion, her eyes glistening as they followed the flower petal trail which stopped at the big sign that said ‘Will you Marry me?’ Her hands flew to her mouth in shock. I stepped to the front of her and knelt, my palms sweaty because of how nervous I was, “Nivea… I….”, I stammered. “God dammit! I memorized a whole speech for this and now seeing you I don't even remember a word of it,”, I confessed and she burst out laughing, holding her stomach.
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