Funny Vasectomy Meme Novels & Stories

Pretend I sympathize? “Yeah. It's... Love's strange like that,” he murmurs with a slight grin. “It's not really... They're not always a guarantee. Vasectomies, I mean.” I try to sound convinced by his claim of becoming a father soon. I don't wanna suggest that his girlfriend could've lied to him and slept with Enzo's best friend. It's the more likely scenario, but, I can't afford to rile up this self-centered jerk. Not again. “They fail sometimes, even with an experienced surgeon.”

I remember I once asked Christian who’s a certified Paediatrician, serving at this same floor but his office is at the left wing where he treats children, if a man were to visit Obstetrics & Gynaecology department, what would be the possible reason? Vasectomy, is the most popular reason. So… is he having a vasectomy? That’s why he dragged me along? I’m fully aware it’s a very quick procedure but it doesn’t necessarily mean it won’t be painless. Perhaps he needs me to drive him home after the procedure? Call me a child but I find myself giggling to imagine he’s having his tubes tied. Based on research, this procedure won’t affect the sex performance but I still wonder if he’ll be the same in

Alexander reminded her. "I know, you clown! And I love my little one so much!" Melissa had Peter in her arms and showered him with kisses, making him smile. "But we wanted one more on our team. When are you getting pregnant again, friend?" Melissa's eyes sparkled, and everyone started laughing. "No way, Mel! No more babies. Notice there are five, right?!" I said, horrified at the possibility of having another child. "Alexander is getting a vasectomy." "Why me? Why don't we consider you getting a hysterectomy? Or draw lots?" Alexander asked.

She turns over, so I pull her up, so her head is resting against my chest. “You’re going to be mad at me, too. I still don’t understand it though,” he grumbles. “Why is Carley going to be mad? You know you’re in a safe space,” Weston coaxes. “There is a zero probability the baby is mine. I had a vasectomy the moment I turned eighteen. My genes are rancid. I couldn’t corrupt an innocent life,” he deadpans. Carley’s body stiffens at the same time I suck in the air between my teeth.

"Are they fierce?" He nodded, sighed heavily. "Jessa is the nicest of all of them." My eyes widened. "Damn." I gave a low whistle. He nodded again. "Exactly." We just sat in silence for a bit. Lost in our own thoughts. When he shook himself, he looked up at me. "I should probably tell you that I had a vasectomy a few years ago. I didn't think I should be raising any kids. Not with as screwed up as I am."

Yvonne interrupted her friend coldly, "Don't tell me what to do. Shut up if you want out. Someone else will take your place. That bastard lied about the vasectomy and made me go through this. He has to pay." Her fury frightened the others. They immediately nodded along. "Alright, calm down. We'll handle it right away." I could feel my fury boiling, burning me from within. My nails were digging into the cold, rough walls of the hospital. "What if he starts suspecting you if you don't stop?" Yvonne sneered and scoffed at the remark. "So what? He's an idiot who won't see the truth. He'll always think I would love him back if he never stopped loving me. Even if he does find out, he probably won'

But I stopped him. "Anything else?" I stood on the steps looking down at him, indifferently. "William, have you forgotten that you've gotten a vasectomy?" My words caused William to be off guard. "Of... course, I didn't forget." William stuttered. "Why are you talking about this all of a sudden? Didn't I have my recanalization surgery a long time ago?" I nodded. "That's right. It's me who took the test reports for the last couple of times.

I cried when my husband knelt down and wiped my tears, saying he would undergo a vasectomy so I wouldn't have to worry, and I wouldn't need to get a tubal ligation. A vasectomy is a surgical procedure that prevents a man from impregnating a woman. It's permanent and involves cutting and sealing the tubes that carry sperm. Your partner chose to have a vasectomy because he wanted to ensure that you wouldn't get pregnant. Even though you told him it wasn't necessary, he still went through with it, showing how much he's willing to do for your relationship. This decision probably came from a strong love and commitment to you. But now, you're unsure about what this means for your future together.

Then I got a call from Mason. My face lit up immediately. "Mr Hearth", he said. "You know I hate it when you call me that", I Said. "I know that's why I do it more often", he said. "Anyways, how's your post vasectomy healing going?", he asked. That's a very random question. "Uhm good I guess, why?". "Good so you can fuck now right?", he asked again making me stop on my tracks. My face burning bright red. "Uhm, why are you asking?".

I know it hurts, but we can do this for her,’ I told him. ‘I’ve never agreed with you more, human,’ he growled before opening our link all the way, almost sending us to our knees as the pain almost tripled. “Holy shit,” I hissed as I tried to push the pain down enough not to become hysterical. Okay, decision made. I was definitely going to get a vasectomy. I never wanted her to go through this again. Not even for us to have another kitten. I pressed send on the call as I took a deep breath.