Funny Vasectomy Meme Novels & Stories

I cried when my husband knelt down and wiped my tears, saying he would undergo a vasectomy so I wouldn't have to worry, and I wouldn't need to get a tubal ligation. A vasectomy is a surgical procedure that prevents a man from impregnating a woman. It's permanent and involves cutting and sealing the tubes that carry sperm. Your partner chose to have a vasectomy because he wanted to ensure that you wouldn't get pregnant. Even though you told him it wasn't necessary, he still went through with it, showing how much he's willing to do for your relationship. This decision probably came from a strong love and commitment to you. But now, you're unsure about what this means for your future together.

she questioned sadly. “Because I cannot make babies!!” he retorted. “What?” Anna muttered, her face a mixture of shock and confusion. “Yes Ann, I got a Vasectomy a few years back, I cannot have children right now, not yet until the next two years.” He confessed. Anna stood there in disbelief, a lot of thoughts running through her mind. No! This cannot be happening, why is this happening? Anna took a step closer to him, her eyes locked on his face like a hawk, trying to read his expressions. He was joking right? This had to be a prank, was he trying to play her?

He laughed and looked straight into my eyes: - I can't be a father. I have a vasectomy, you liar. I want you out of my house, out of my life and away from the Casanovas. Now!

I wished I could be happy with him but then I remembered that all those wishes became null and void after I found out about his vasectomy. “Poor shame. You are going to receive the shock of your life. It’s only a matter of time,” I muttered to myself before drifting to sleep.

Ava walked over and hugged her husband, “Honey, you know how much I love you, right?” Leo looked at her without saying anything. “So, how could I let you go through with the vasectomy surgery when all I wanna do is make our family bigger?” “What do you mean?” “I love making babies for you and I was not going to let you take that away from me?” “So, you colluded with the doctor?” “I don’t want our sons and daughters in our next life to be mad at us for denying them the chance to exist in this lifetime.” Leo looked at his wife, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. After what seemed like forever, he finally pulled her in his arms.

That infernal deep-rooted insecurity that I will never truly deserve happiness. “I had a vasectomy ten years ago, Cam.” It’s a straight-faced, factual statement, and he throws it out there between us with a thud. Bam! “Huh?” I really do gawp like a goldfish this time, mouth widening and just blink like a weirdo. All hysteria slapped silent and his words are like an icy bucket of water on a very small fire. I just sizzle to nothing. “Why?” I’m not sure I know how to react.

So there was no need. It’s like I forgot they even existed. “Condoms,” I whisper. My lips form a smile, and soon I’m laughing. “Yes. Or I’ll get a vasectomy.” My hold on his neck loosens up and he lifts his head to meet my bewildered gaze. “You’d do that?” “Yea,” he doesn’t hesitate. “I…I got an implant, so there’s no need for that,” saying it out loud makes me wonder what I’m so afraid of.

Owen immediately threw his arms around Susan. “Ms. Susan, Mr. Myles is just in a bad mood because he just had his surgery. As long as it makes him feel better, I’m willing to take the blame. You shouldn’t be angry with him. He just had a vasectomy. He’s no different from an old man now. What a poor thing. Ms. Susan, I’m actually a little scared. I won’t end up like him in the future, will I?” “You never will,” Susan whispered into his ear. “If you’re scared, we can get you whatever treatments you want. Is a million dollars enough to make it better, hm?”

“Vasectomy?” I whispered to myself. But I wasn’t the only one who kept repeating that word over and over and over again. My mum, Ace, Mary, and some of the other staffs in the room kept saying it. “What do you mean,” I asked, my voice cutting through the soft murmurs of everyone, “you had a vasectomy?” Scott turned to me slowly, his expression calm. “Yes, Sabrina. Exactly what it means, dear.” “When?” I pressed. “How long ago?”

"Bad time to say that I suppose." Ben slowly pulled his shrinking cock from the young woman. He tried to let her innocent words roll off but he must have tensed up as she noticed. "What's wrong?" she asked looking at his face in worry. "Nothing. It's nothing." He set her gently on her feet and held her steady until her shaky legs could hold her up on their own. "You don't have to worry about me getting you pregnant." He pointed to the lowest bullet scar. "I had a rather unconventional vasectomy." He gave her a grin but it failed to convince. He turned away before he could see the pity in her eyes so he missed the compassion.