Funny Vasectomy Meme Novels & Stories

I whisper. "...done with what?" Noelle's voice comes up behind me. She's leaning against the doorway, smiling like she just witnessed the greatest show on earth. I turn to her slowly. "...I'm getting a vasectomy." She laughs hard. "Azren!" "I'm serious." "You are not." "I am," I insist. "Six is enough. Six is more than enough. Six is a war crime." She walks over, still laughing, wrapping her arms around me. "You said you wanted a whole football team," she reminds me.

I pull her back to the couch. She sits. Looks at me. The anger cools just enough for her eyes to soften. “There’s something else,” I say. She waits. “He told me he had a vasectomy.” The words come out flat and strange, stripped of everything by the sheer exhaustion of carrying them. “Before our marriage.” Maya stares at me. “Then how the fuck is Kristen the hoe pregnant?”

But no matter how much I searched, I couldn't find any relevant information. Almost on impulse, I opened that online post again. Mason had updated it. "Just finished with her in that bunny costume. Didn't even wash it before I had her wear it to greet my idiot buddy. The thought alone cracks me up." Someone immediately commented below. "OP, didn't that guy just get a vasectomy? You're making his wife wear that? Can he even perform?" Mason replied quickly. "Don't worry, I already prepared some medicine for him. Check out the photo."

she questioned sadly. “Because I cannot make babies!!” he retorted. “What?” Anna muttered, her face a mixture of shock and confusion. “Yes Ann, I got a Vasectomy a few years back, I cannot have children right now, not yet until the next two years.” He confessed. Anna stood there in disbelief, a lot of thoughts running through her mind. No! This cannot be happening, why is this happening? Anna took a step closer to him, her eyes locked on his face like a hawk, trying to read his expressions. He was joking right? This had to be a prank, was he trying to play her?

He laughed and looked straight into my eyes: - I can't be a father. I have a vasectomy, you liar. I want you out of my house, out of my life and away from the Casanovas. Now!

I wished I could be happy with him but then I remembered that all those wishes became null and void after I found out about his vasectomy. “Poor shame. You are going to receive the shock of your life. It’s only a matter of time,” I muttered to myself before drifting to sleep.

"I will try to make it as easy as possible for you, first you don't have to worry about getting pregnant, they both have Vasectomies." He laughed lightly "Pedro's wasn't exactly voluntary, he raped the wife of a high government official and got caught. They were going to execute him but his family runs one of the big drug enterprises in Mexico and they paid a lot of money to keep him from being shot, they paid even more to make sure he only had a vasectomy and not castrated." he grinned.

He was almost becoming concerned for Noah, afraid he might need air from laughing so hard. Michael finally snapped out of his shocked state. Happiness rolled through the Alpha as he reached under the table, struggling to collect a laughing Noah. The Omega wouldn't stop moving. Noah squirmed as he laughed harder, he was wheezing and could hardly catch his breath. “Oh, Goddess. He had a fucking scalpel! That idiot was ready to perform a vasectomy on his mate right here in front of everyone! Holy shit!” Noah managed to say before he fell into another fit of laughter, curling in on himself against Michael, unable to stop laughing himself.

Corentin had a grave expression. "Why did both you and Ash say the same thing?" Beth was confused. "Both of you have been married for so long, yet you're still using contraceptives?" "I had a vasectomy done," said Corentin. "You…" Beth was surprised. Jeremy was also surprised. "Why did you get a vasectomy for no reason?" Beth could not understand it at all because to Beth, a couple should have children since they were getting married. Otherwise, they should not get married. "Who's idea was it?"

But the sudden and rough force was a bit shocking. “You’ll love me.” He said putting my feet back down and cupping my face in his hands, “I will give you a baby and you’ve love me again.” “How are you going to give me a baby? You had a vasectomy.” I reminded. He smiled and shook his head, “we’ll try anyways. I’ve heard it can happen.”